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I know I’ve posted about this but I still think about the time I was a dog groomer in the middle of nowhere and that old lady called in and said she had a wolf and we were like whatever and booked her because sooo many people who say they even have wolf crosses actually just have GSD/malamute crosses or whatever so she came in and it was actually a wolf and I was like ma’am idk if I can bathe your wolf actually and she was like I told you it was a wolf and I was like I mean. That’s true you are correct this is on us. However,

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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

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"this book has this trope", "this book has that trope"... what happened to SUMMARIES. what's the PLOT.

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whenever u point out something is a deeply puritan belief online you get hundreds of people going like "im not a prude i just believe in Common Sense, Everyone thinks this is Weird and needs to be Hidden from the Public" with absolutely zero self reflection

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WOMAN TWEETING: girls go to college to get more knowledge 😁 boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider 😝

MAN RETWEETING: And women wonder why men abuse and kill women. Pretty telling, isn’t it?

ELON MUSK, REPLYING: Fascinating

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Tiny friends

Photographed by Miles Herbert

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this guy is currently in my top five favorite characters btw

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once again i am considering making a video essay explaining / in defense of arc 2 bc it is continually baffling seeing grown adults just. missing the point over and over again for a show for children

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You do not have to be queer to be in a loving, healthy relationship. A fictional character does not have to be queer to be in a loving, healthy relationship. A straight couple depicted in the media does not need to be headcanoned as bi or trans for you to ship them. You don't need to seek some kind of justification for it, and you don't need to say that "there's no way they're straight" just because they love each other.

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Welcome Brazilians

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Having ur main emotional response be crying is so embarrassing like ill be trying to explain why im mad or ill try having a serious convo abt smthn that upsets me and ill start crying like a baby and i have to like turn around and go “i am not crying 4 pity or to emotionally manipulate u im crying cuz im a little bitch, give me a sec”

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The Dragon Prince + text posts (part 3) (part 2) (part 1)

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you are my heart and my truth

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depiction is not the same as glorification and I need people to get that