notesofbergamot
notesofbergamot
A Big Bloody Ship
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Bond side blog. Names Tea, Bergamot Tea. 25 year old creative.
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notesofbergamot · 1 year ago
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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The James
He escaped his Bonds
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker The Amazing Spider-Man 2012 | dir. Marc Webb
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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GoldenEye ROM corruption
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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Bergamot Tea’s (0017) 007 Fest 2023 Masterpost
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Writing
A Bowl of Warmth (For Felix Friday) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/48642583
Jokes On You (For Headcanon Day) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/48286333
It's Not That Kind of Mole! (coauthor) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/48743116
Recipes
Felix's Broccoli and Cheddar Soup - https://www.tumblr.com/notesofbergamot/723055873388412928/a-bowl-of-warmth-notesofbergamot-james-bond
Scavenger Hunt
Coded Message - https://www.tumblr.com/notesofbergamot/723056664070275072/007-fest-scavenger-hunt-item-2-coded-message
Misc
Comments- 36
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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MAKE ME CHOOSE: Mansfield or Mallory
"Who the hell do they think they are? I report to the Prime Minister, and even he's smart enough not to ask me what we do. Have you ever seen such a bunch of self-righteous, arse-covering prigs? They don't care what we do, they care what we get photographed doing."
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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Oop, got caught talking smack. Listen, we get it! We know you all have to get your kicks somewhere since us Double 0′s keep spoiling all your big, bad plans. Finding a mole? Please. That’s just another Monday at the office.
Did you think you were spared?
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This year, we are robbed of team days, a shame because we had so much fun watching you frantically trying to solve our codes. 
But you know what.
We are villains. We do what we want.
We have kidnapped one member of each team. And to get them back, each team would have to complete a task to retrieve their valued member.
@teamdoubleoh​: We have kidnapped @prismatic-bell​. And the task is to write a fic about how one of the members of Mi6 is actually a mole. Fic must be 500-700 words.
@teamqbranch​: We have kidnapped @kitten-kin . And the task is to make a photo-manip or art of how one of Q-branch’s inventions will end the world. 
@teamcivilian​: We have kidnapped @00qsillyfanturtle​. And your task is to create a list of food and drinks for an “end of the world” party. Minimum, 5 food/drinks; recipe is not required but preferred.
The above tasks must be completed before EST 00:00, 21st July, or, well, who knows what will happen to your dear members. Tag us when you post it, or else we will pretend that we didn’t see it and never let your precious members go.
We wish you good luck with your tasks. You wouldn’t want your dearest team members/captain to meet their demise, would you?
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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Hey! Have a little faith in your fellow agents! This challenge is a walk in the park. Villains are getting sloppy.
Did you think you were spared?
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This year, we are robbed of team days, a shame because we had so much fun watching you frantically trying to solve our codes. 
But you know what.
We are villains. We do what we want.
We have kidnapped one member of each team. And to get them back, each team would have to complete a task to retrieve their valued member.
@teamdoubleoh​: We have kidnapped @prismatic-bell​. And the task is to write a fic about how one of the members of Mi6 is actually a mole. Fic must be 500-700 words.
@teamqbranch​: We have kidnapped @kitten-kin . And the task is to make a photo-manip or art of how one of Q-branch’s inventions will end the world. 
@teamcivilian​: We have kidnapped @00qsillyfanturtle​. And your task is to create a list of food and drinks for an “end of the world” party. Minimum, 5 food/drinks; recipe is not required but preferred.
The above tasks must be completed before EST 00:00, 21st July, or, well, who knows what will happen to your dear members. Tag us when you post it, or else we will pretend that we didn’t see it and never let your precious members go.
We wish you good luck with your tasks. You wouldn’t want your dearest team members/captain to meet their demise, would you?
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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Best Regards
Drabble, Q, Nomi, Bond
"What's he like, the famed 007?"
"You're 007, Nomi," Q replies, taking the bait with an indulgent glance over his glasses.
She grins. "Not the famed one."
"Most of us in secret intelligence prefer it that way." Q considers the question and finds his lips twitch up of their own accord. "Well. When we first met, I likened him to an old warship ready to be hauled for scrap."
Nomi laughs deeply. "And your opinion improved?"
"A tad."
"A tad. Oh good." Finally satisfied, she collects her documentation and kit from the desk. "I'll send him your regards."
"Please don't."
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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007 Fest Scavenger Hunt Item #2 Coded Message
UFBN EPVCMF P SVMFT! UFBN WJMMBJO BOE R CSBODI ESPPMT!
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James Bond/Q Characters: James Bond, Q (James Bond), Felix Leiter Additional Tags: Implied Relationships, Established Relationship, Hurt James Bond, Recipe, MI6 Cafe 007 Fest 2023 Series: Part 5 of Bond + Recipes Summary:
James is hurt. Felix comes to see how his friend is doing and stays to make dinner. Recipe for broccoli and cheddar soup at the end of the story and under the cut
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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Miss Moneypenny’s Martini
(A Nine Kinds of Liquor Headcanon & Scavenger Hunt #30)
Q created Eve’s cocktail early in their friendship, and she loves it, she really does.  It’s light and refreshing and can still be dangerous when they need to let loose a bit.
But sometimes a girl just needs chocolate.  Dark chocolate.  And any alcohol that could be incorporated is just a bonus. really. 
So Q developed a new drink for her, for when she needs something rich and sweet to help her forget about a long day.  Something decadent.  And because Q knows her tastes, he put a little twist on it.  An orange twist, to be exact.  
Q explained the recipe to her like this:
The dark Godiva Chocolate liqueur is almost smooth enough to drink neat, but it’s a bit too rich.  And a bit… uncomplicated (obviously nothing like Eve herself).   The Creme de Cacao and Half-and Half lighten and smooth the texture, while  the Vanilla Vodka adds some much-needed lighter notes.  But the orange is the kicker.  Warm and bright and a little bit of a surprise… just like Eve.
All she knows is that it’s delicious.  And if her favorite Boffin says this is emblematic of her personality, well, who is she to argue?
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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For the MI6 Cafe Prompt Exchange prompt of, "Q bans the term 'tits-up' to describe missions which take a poor turn. What other descriptors do the agents and minions come up with? Which ones make Q laugh the most?"
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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007 Fest 2023 - soapmaking day 6/6
Three more batches of soap today, and that's the end of the character prompts for this fest :D
From @foxsoulcourt I got a prompt for Mallory (sage, mahogany, cedarwood + whisper of neroli). @prismatic-bell gave me a blend for Paloma (After The Rain, Orchid, Sea Salt, Sweet Orange, and the teeniest smidge of Lemongrass). And @samanthahirr picked scents for Jenny Flex (campfire, hickory and suede, lilac … and maybe a touch of sweetgrass). They'll come out of the molds and be cut into bars tomorrow, but for now ...
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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notesofbergamot · 2 years ago
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007 Fest - Food Day Cocktail
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Mr. Hinx Fizzy
2 oz. champagne 1 oz. blended lightly aged (white) rum 1 oz. dry gin  1 oz. rye 1 1/2 oz. pineapple juice 1/2 oz. lime juice 1/2 oz. passion fruit syrup 1/2 oz. apricot liqueur mint sprig
Combine all ingredients except champagne and mint sprig in a blender with crushed ice. Flash blend and open pour into a large snifter or wine glass with the two ounces of champagne already in it. Garnish with mint. 
The Mr. Hinx Fizzy is a massive drink for a mountain of a man! The titular Mr. Hinx is an intelligent and sophisticated assassin who enjoys the finer things in life—like this take on the popular Hinky Dinks Fizzy. The delightful citrus-and-sweet-fruit bubbly concoction tickles his (admittedly subtle) funny bone, but it needs a little extra oomph to impress a man of refined taste. Choosing champagne over a generic sparkling wine gives this drink an optional clout, but it’s the extra ounce of rye that provides depth of flavor while toning down the sweetness of the passion fruit syrup. 
Note: Don’t be fooled by the sound of this fruity champagne cocktail. This isn’t your average brunch drink; this is a drink designed to take you out! To avoid getting severely fucked up by this deceptively boozy cocktail, I suggest sharing this drink with a friend…or cutting the recipe in half for a serving size suitable for a regular-sized human.
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