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"I want upsie"

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

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If your goal was to get a cool pic, you won

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Is it just me that really wants to watch TV and listen to music and wish that there was some sort of show that only had music so you could chill while stile thinking about a certain plot?

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NEVER Watch Inception before going to sleep

Just trust me

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One time I woke up from deep sleep amd emediatly thought "what if they 3D printed ramen?"

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Why don't they sell peanut butter in sticks like real butter?

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Oh deer

hmmm

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Yo if you Have a crush on an introvert and you're and extrovert, please make the first move

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Y'all I think I'm broke

Not just money, but everything

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Denny's you good? Want to taco bout' life?

GO TEAM!!! IM A CHEERLEADER CHEERING WITH MY POM POMELETTES!! SCORE SOME POINTS!! PLAY SPORTS!!!

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Drinking sparkling cider is 80% more enjoyable by drinking it from the bottle it comes in

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Is It Just Me Or Do We All read this font differently than

This font?

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Just a bush party, let em' be

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Who else thinks that if you knew yourself as a friend, you probably wouldn't like yourself

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Me to Dad: I'm extremely deppresed and suicidal

Dad: Hi extremely depressed and suicidal, I'm Dad!

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I beat the system

I just walked into the living room and grabbed some of my clean laundry and while walking out my mom asks "what chore do you want to do?" And I look back at her and while walking out and I say "I'm not chore I want one" and with my dad laughing hysterically I walk out as a hero

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This will be the new stalk-of the town

finally