I will serve cunt again just give me a Minute
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I'm basically like if a girl had stuff to do and then didn't do it
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reblog to give the person you reblogged from one piece of Halloween candy
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Cannot overstate how much that spongebob scene that went
Somsone: "spongebob you look like a girl"
Spongebob: "am I a pretty girl?"
Like was such a legit game changer for me as a kid
I remember that family and grownups and other kids at school would tell me in a sort of mean-spirited way "you look/sound/act/dress/talk like a boy" and I'd just be like
"Am I a pretty boy?"
There were other unexpected things that came from that long-term I think but that'sprobably where it started being fun
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they need to make noise canceling headphones that are comfortable when you lay on your side in fetal position
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ouuurgggggg cube that ate a lemon
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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
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bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays
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"the worst they could do is say no" well they could also beat me to death with bricks have you considered that
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