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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Trying to stay up late because I have to cover overnights the rest of the week but I'm so sleepyyyy

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blossoming romance writing prompts:

accidental hand touching

eye contact across a crowded room

exchanging secret smiles

first conversations alone

admiring them from afar

asking them about their family

visiting them at their place of work

discovering common interests

exchanging gifts for the first time

a surprise encounter

picking a leaf/flower petal out of their hair, or brushing dirt off of their face

nervous embarrassment around them (blushing, fidgeting etc)

complimenting their appearance

looking at their lips as they talk

finding excuses to be alone with each other

naturally gravitating closer together

noticing their individual quirks

hello/goodbye hugs that linger

talking late into the night

clumsy attempts at flirting

sharing long term dreams, goals and aspirations with one another

playful teasing

being unable to keep their eyes off of them

attempting to find out if they are single/available

finding comfort in their scent

creating art inspired by them

sharing an umbrella in the rain, or a coat/blanket in the cold

surprising them with their favourite treat

visiting their home for the first time

confiding in them

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@ Daunt Books, London // instagram

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My jane Murdstone fic won't be updated for another day or two; sorry for the wait!

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At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

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hey don't cry. even Hell itself contains soup

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🍷🩸💋🌹

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You wouldn't last an hour

in the asylum where they raised me

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"There's no reason to suck on the strap" oh so you hate joy and whimsy and love?

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I need Celia Keenan-Bolger to hug me again because she really gives the best hugs

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

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Apparently literally all of the techs went out together and took a group photo and hung it up in the pharmacy. A tech night out that I was not invited to. Nice.

Lol first day back at work, and apparently I wasn't scheduled today but I wouldn't have known that because my manager didn't put up this week's schedule until after I left

And I come back and literally all of my coworkers ignore me. I hate it here.