notmeevs

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i think we’re all aware at this point that you want the most balanced and newt-richest diet

newts are the bottom of the food pyramid

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newts are the bottom of the food pyramid

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oh cringe! ah, wince! oof..grimace! ah jeez, frown. heh smirk.. oh hey wow smile :) hmph, sniff! hm… leer. fhfhffhhf shudder! eiuuu! flinch! blegh, scowl. bleh sneer. oh wrinkle my nose, oh waggle my ears! just eye contact

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me at a party trying to track down the people i showed up with: come with me if you want to leave

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not everyone can be immortal like you meevs

I think most people I’ve followed over the years have slowly stopped posting by now

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more like lunch-22

I think I need to take an Adderall to eat my lunch

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the world is an oyster it's slimy and tasty

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meanwhile i wonder at the stunning natural diversity of all life, birds and especially waterfowl included 🙄getting sick of picking up the slack meevs

an important aspect of my sense of humor is the overarching joke that all birds especially  waterfowl are the same as each other and their characteristics, sounds, and names can be used interchangeably with each other

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the jig is up, the game is over, the final saxaphone solo has come to a close. i’m not actually notmeevs. in fact, i’m a real person with a social security number and a dog and a main blog and everything! i made this blog because i couldn’t accept that simple fact, and if i couldn’t be not myself, at the very least i could be not meevs. uh also i didn’t get any notes on my main blog because i was still working through a lot of stuff and i was really shy but now i do get notes there and i’m ok with being me so i make funny posts there now. while i’m at it i was also notjeevs and meevslobster anyways i haven’t been posting here really and it might stay that way but if you want to be friends you can follow me @lyriform !!

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to a centaur a horse is half centaur half monster

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hey check out my garden!

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the problem with being a doctor is sometimes you accidentally kill someone and then you have to live with that

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wuh

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sorry meevs, just got off the phone with monk, says he can't do any more than a hundo. oh wait, he's calling me back. i'm picking up the phone. he says that by a hundo, he meant a hundo million. looks like you're going to be a hundomillionaire meevs

Hey meevs that whole "gum mailbox" scheme you had is actually the plot to an episode of Monk, jsyk. In which a man mails a bomb using that method and tries to intentionally incarcerate himself, but actually ends up in a coma.

Im gonna write that episode maybe monk will pay me a cool million for the idea

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ever notice how the light that comes out of the tv looks like people and houses sometimes

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what's wrong? is there some meevs on me or something?

hi everyone i need help thinking of a post

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okay uhh so does anyone else think that the workers should control the means of production

hi everyone i need help thinking of a post