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WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

i can’t believe i missed zim day but i do have some funnies brewing in my evil cauldron i hope this isn’t outdated

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False! I refuse to believe it! SCIENCE says otherwise!

No more son. Hair.

(@paranormalmothman)

NO! NO hair shall take my son away from me!

I'm not even quite sure how this is possible!

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But.. impossible! How could this be??

No more son. Hair.

(@paranormalmothman)

NO! NO hair shall take my son away from me!

I'm not even quite sure how this is possible!

[notscientificallypossible]

No more son. Hair.

(@paranormalmothman)

NO! NO hair shall take my son away from me!

I'm not even quite sure how this is possible!

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Why.

Why is the hair sentient.

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Dad

Do you think I’m gay

Everyone else seems to think so

Help me out here

(@paranormalmothman)

.. Er. What? Are you coming out to me?

Well! Whatever you decide you are, I still love you! Nothing will change the fact that you are my son.

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REAL SCIENCE.

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IT'S ALRIGHT, SON. DON'T WORRY!

...

WE'LL HAVE TO CUT IT OFF SO I CAN PROPERLY STUDY IT! JUST STAY STILL...

DAD LOOK! TAK GAVE ME THIS THING TO MAKE MY HAIR GROW. LOOK!

[His cowlick is literally dragging on the floor.]

(@paranormalmothman)

That's very nice, son. I'm glad you are having fun with your friends..

...Though, I ask you don't allow it to get in the way of my work right now. I'm close to a scientific breakthrough! I can just taste it!

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You're not a very good father methinks. Boo!! 👎👎👎👎

..And what makes you say that-?

I love my children dearly, regardless of their weird interests. I would just appreciate if they had as much passion for science as I do. It's a wonderful thing, really! Yet we share no interest in it at all.

Quite disappointing, wouldn't you say?

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This is highly irregular. Your hair is growing rapidly.. too rapidly. At this rate, you'll be a walking disaster! I can't have this!

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...

I know what must be done.

// ooc: just as the professor intended ☝ lmaoo

DAD LOOK! TAK GAVE ME THIS THING TO MAKE MY HAIR GROW. LOOK!

[His cowlick is literally dragging on the floor.]

(@paranormalmothman)

That's very nice, son. I'm glad you are having fun with your friends..

...Though, I ask you don't allow it to get in the way of my work right now. I'm close to a scientific breakthrough! I can just taste it!

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Er- It's not stopping? This is a little concerning..

Just stay there, son. We don't want you knocking anything over with that hair of yours.

Let me see what I can do with the fertilizer. No need for panic!

DAD LOOK! TAK GAVE ME THIS THING TO MAKE MY HAIR GROW. LOOK!

[His cowlick is literally dragging on the floor.]

(@paranormalmothman)

That's very nice, son. I'm glad you are having fun with your friends..

...Though, I ask you don't allow it to get in the way of my work right now. I'm close to a scientific breakthrough! I can just taste it!

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How do you feel about your son's interest in the paranormal?

I must admit, I find my son's interest in the "paranormal" to be rather.. troubling.

Why chase myth when there are REAL mysteries just waiting to be explored through SCIENCE?!

However, as his loving father, I do acknowledge his silly passion. He is young and curious, and I am sure he will grow out of it someday.

...I just don't know when that day is.

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Fascinating! Such rapid cellular expansion.. this could be revolutionary!

Quick! To Membrane labs at once! I need to properly examine this.. fertilizer.

DAD LOOK! TAK GAVE ME THIS THING TO MAKE MY HAIR GROW. LOOK!

[His cowlick is literally dragging on the floor.]

(@paranormalmothman)

That's very nice, son. I'm glad you are having fun with your friends..

...Though, I ask you don't allow it to get in the way of my work right now. I'm close to a scientific breakthrough! I can just taste it!

[notscientificallypossible]

... Hold on.

What were you given, exactly?

DAD LOOK! TAK GAVE ME THIS THING TO MAKE MY HAIR GROW. LOOK!

[His cowlick is literally dragging on the floor.]

(@paranormalmothman)

That's very nice, son. I'm glad you are having fun with your friends..

...Though, I ask you don't allow it to get in the way of my work right now. I'm close to a scientific breakthrough! I can just taste it!

[notscientificallypossible]

DAD LOOK! TAK GAVE ME THIS THING TO MAKE MY HAIR GROW. LOOK!

[His cowlick is literally dragging on the floor.]

(@paranormalmothman)

That's very nice, son. I'm glad you are having fun with your friends..

...Though, I ask you don't allow it to get in the way of my work right now. I'm close to a scientific breakthrough! I can just taste it!

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PROBLEM SOLVED!

Someone please enlighten me- what is a DILF? And why does everyone keep referring to me as one?

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.. No. I already have a solution in mind.

I am restricting your screen time.

Someone please enlighten me- what is a DILF? And why does everyone keep referring to me as one?