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my regional managers are named dan and phil and when my coworker said "just so you know dan and phil might be stopping by" i momentarily forgot that and for a good half a second i genuinely thought british youtube sensations dan and phil would be coming to visit for some fucking reason
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not to make a parallel of every little thing but this is poetic somehow. to Me
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Lowave on working with Dan and Phil to produce music for DanAndPhilBEATS!
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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny
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do you ever think about the fact they still had matching slits during last summer's near death incident. phil was bleeding all over that hospital And they had matching slits. the concept of the nurse seeing the matching slits and being like aw what a nice father-son bonding thingfjdkhjkgfdhgjfdjkdfgjkhdfgh
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reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind
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Ohhh 👀
Im guessing TIT merch and Prehaps Rebrand merch
They are lucky I get paid soon and my birthday is soon so I can force mum to get me merch for my birthday
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“i might go outside and feel more alive” 🎶
and when dnp DO go outside:

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my friend has a board game from 1986 called Therapy

and it’s whole thing is it’s supposedly based on scientific studies/data and even has sources cited on cards. but you know. it’s a board game about psychology from the 80s. so you get shit like this:

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my friend has a board game from 1986 called Therapy

and it’s whole thing is it’s supposedly based on scientific studies/data and even has sources cited on cards. but you know. it’s a board game about psychology from the 80s. so you get shit like this:

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Just found this clip on my phone, I have no recollection of taking it, but I'm losing it watching it now. Dan hurriedly changing away from saying "eating a ginger person" while sat beside Phil is too much
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I think we should cancel the phouse builders…they’re assuming that Dan and Phil are a couple and we know that makes them uncomfortable
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btw I've found these stretches from the WAK blog very helpful when knitting a lot:
Plus make sure to take breaks regularly - and stop if anything starts to hurt!
especially with gift knitting I know it can be tempting to push through it for a deadline, but it's really not worth causing long term injury. (And anyone knit-worthy should be understanding of that, imho.) Stay well :)
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I don’t remember what the context for this was but I love this photo so ty for reminding me of it <3
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I don’t remember what the context for this was but I love this photo so ty for reminding me of it <3
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