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Other celebs: Haha it’s flattering when people call me sexy or hot, a little weird because I’m just a regular person but I do appreciate it!
Rahul Kohli: Have I Mentioned How Fuckable I Am Today?
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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them
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Good news everyone I have accidentally discovered the stupidest fucking conceivable way to make myself to do chores
It goes like this…..
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My car: *low gas light on*
Me: I mean, I COULD stop at the gas station on the way home… OR! I could just NOT do that and deal with it tomorrow
Me: but what if I get stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow and every day I wake up and my car is on empty that would be so annoying
Me: uggghhh FINE I will stop at the gas station.
****LATER THIS EVENING:****
My sink: *has all my bowls and tea mugs in it*
Me: okay I don't actually care about this problem for tonight I am not planning on eating soup or tea
Me: …yeah but if i do end up being stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow it is going to SUCK to have only dirty tea cups in the morning forever
Me: uuuuughhhh okay clean sink it is
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I hate this. My brain must have an extremely low opinion of me to even try it, and it worked.
But hey, I don't have to try to remember to leave 5 min early tomorrow for a gas run?
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did u guys know u can change ur life at any point it doesn’t matter when and it is never too late😳
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Dude i totally get why you say “help” now. It’s literally like, ....help! lol
like girl... help! lol
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year 4 of posting this! HAVE FUN
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at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs
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tiktok brain is like a prion disease to me
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love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing
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rest in peace forum thread deleted before its time
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People who grew up with phones may wonder what people did to pass the time in bathrooms before they could idly scroll. Once upon a time there were books in bathrooms. There was an entire genre of book designed to be read exclusively while shitting. Always the same books, no matter what bathroom or whose house. They were as follows:
An book of unusual facts, titled something like Uncle Al's Craptime Reader; about half of the facts are adjacent to being true
At least one book by Dave Barry; in the last era of the bathroom book, replace this with a Dilbert collection
Baseball almanacs
A slim, ancient volume of uncertain origin, whose title promises "101 FUNNIEST ETHNIC JOKES (updated with the latest Polish jokes for '63)!"
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I think tumblr should be able to show you how many people have blocked you. Like not names or anything, just a rough number showing how many people have you on their blocklist. I want to know my hater stats.
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It's real fucked up how many queer people dread Pride season due to both systemic queerphobia and queer infighting. Pride season always rockets up my anxiety, and I know I'm not the only one.
This shit sucks, y'all. We gotta support each other more than the queerphobes hate us. I'm not saying we have to love each other, I'm not saying we even have to like each other, but we cannot keep subdividing communities, circulating callouts, and dogpiling each other over who has it worse. That shit will kill us all.
We cannot keep thinking of our individual experiences with bigotry as, "I know [xyz kind of queer] has it worse, but...", and we cannot keep looking at other experiences with bigotry as, "that's bad, but [abc kind of queer] still has it worse," when the reality is that we are all being targeted. It's all bad! It all deserves to be talked about and fought against without trying to put it in some kind of hierarchy! Hierarchies are not fucking helpful here!
Some fucking unity, please.
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I don't know, how about switching it off?
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hi neighbor 👋
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