notthegeeksquad

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she was the rose in the sunset and the voice of freedom

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charlie bradbury

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It was definitely a good one.

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Was that a good one? It was wasn’t it?

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Oh my god.

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So, the first one I’ll use is; Can I put my magic wand in your Harry Potter?

Used that one on a girl in high school.

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Oh lord. Why not?

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Hey, wanna hear some of my pickup lines? I’m a pro.

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Nope, he's far from smooth. It's really hilarious to listen to him when he's drunk and hitting on girls. Like, it's ridiculous.

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Really? Orion has bad pickup lines? I thought he was smooth as ice. 

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Yeah, I probably will....

Well, for one thing, he has a tendency to butt dial me when he's drunk and hitting on girls. So I've heard all of his bad pickup lines. 

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You’re smart, I’m sure you’ll figure it out.

Care to share?

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---I'm not sure I want to know why.

Hey, if I can't, I have plenty of blackmail.

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Oh I did, in high school my name was ‘Kyle long fingers’. 

You think you can kick his ass? Man, love to see that as well. 

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Well, you'll just have put those hands to other uses, then, huh? Non-laptop breaking uses. Just stick to a desktop computer, is what I say.

Yeah, I know. And if he is too much of a dick, I'll kick his ass.

I usually break laptops, my hands are too big for the keyboards, it sucks.

You just gotta get closer, even though it pisses him off further. I know how it goes, I used to do it.

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Yeah, I guess. I'm a lot more comfortable with research, though.

I know. I just wish he wouldn't push so many people away, you know?

Could always learn?

It’s a defense mechanism. 

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You'd probably just laugh at me while I'm shooting. I'm not exactly a skilled marksman.

I don't understand why he's so set on letting everyone hate him. I've known him for fifteen years years, and he's nothing like the person he lets everyone think he is.

I would love to watch you. 

Oh trust me, I know him well. He visited a lot when his parents went on hunting trips and such. 

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Well, I can't do what you and Orion do. I mean, I know how to handle a gun, but not that well.

I can understand that. She is your sister, after all. If it makes you feel any better, Orion's not as big of a dick as he likes to make other people think he is.

I know, I would just get a major stress headache if I did your work. But, then again, your work ties the hunter community together.

I don’t, at all. I just worry about her a lot, and who she has relations with. 

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Research is kinda what I do. That, and stuff with technology.

If I were you, I wouldn't want to know, that's for sure.

Ew, research. I like watching it, it’s quite fun. Orion has good comebacks.

Disturbing? Yes. But, I have to stay out of her sex life and blah blah blah.

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Seriously? That would be great.

Well, the guest room at my house is all finished, and ready for well… guests. 

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If by a place, you mean somewhere other than a motel room? Then yes.

Yeah, yeah. Working on it.

Do you still need a place to stay?

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I've been holed up doing research so that I can avoid all of Orion's drama.

Oh, wow. That's...wow.

Alright I guess, not a lot of drama in my life as of lately.. it’s weird. 

Yeah, just found out he slept with my sister a bunch of years ago, the more you know.

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Tough luck, but you're probably gonna wanna get a new one.

I’m not proud of it.