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Stan is forcing them to watch the Duchess Approves with him

I’m trying to get better at backgrounds so here’s pt 1 of….cozy summertime domesticity

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Research party 🌺

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needed new backgrounds for my laptop so i decided to give my favorite guys a beach day :)

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i’m only 7 episodes into the original star trek but something about kirk scratches my brain so well hes just. such a guy. hes a nerd. hes a disaster bi. he likes to wrestle recreationally. he apologises after raising his voice even the tiniest bit. hes in love with his science officer. hes just a lil guy and i love him

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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

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this is what i mean when i say gaytricorder

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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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Kids in Odyssey get over trauma way too fast. Kidnapped? Solved with a milkshake at Whit's End. Nearly dies in an explosion? Let's go back to school tomorrow.

Realistically all these kids should be in therapy.

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Sherlock rage baited him again

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Happy father's day to Leonard McCoy

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“lock tf in bones”

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Help him

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All I want from snw season 3 is for Kirk and Spock to be weird about each other. I want Jim to look like this every time he sees Spock.

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me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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"Risk! Risk is our business. That's what this starship is all about."