i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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sometimes…….things that are fanon………are worse
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Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs
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Trevor chanting "USA! USA!" | D&D
↳ Requested by @mockingbirdie
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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨
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Star Trek's crazy ass 28 day total runtime leaving everyone else in the shade
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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears
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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
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ohh my god naan bread means bread bread? people are adopting a foreign word next to a general noun of their own language to specify they mean a distinct type that hails from that particular foreign country? no way man. do you have strong feelings on the word moist by any chance
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BORN TO FORGET
WORLD IS A BLUR
I Am Memory Issues Man
410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES
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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me
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Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!!
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shame that no one puts bait under a box propped up by a stick anymore. because of woke
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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by jeremy ville
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