*said with barely contained lust* god that guys a fucking freak
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Saw this tweet and thought it seemed familiar
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extremely fucked up that one of the symptoms of adhd is forgetfulness and difficulty sticking to habits and schedules and one of the best ways to alleviate those symptoms is by remembering to take a pill every morning at the same time
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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
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it’s like no one wants to fucking take their bloody hands and cup their lover’s face, making a streak of red on their cheek with their thumb before passionately kissing anymore
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Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.
Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–
Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.
Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????
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Hewwo!! My name is Mars!! Promo Me!!
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a frog in the hand is worth so. much.
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teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this
me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼
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