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Happy Lesbian Visibility Week🌷🤭😈👭

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I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.

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[ Standverse AU ] - The Palace is undergoing renovations

Mini essay/lore below on that first image -

Everything GER says here is genuine. Marred with manipulative language and intentions, but they genuinely believe the main point; that Haze is better off without his user, and that they are alike.

Despite the improvements Haze has made, his relationship with his user remained complicated. He’s an out of sync stand, and he can harm his user. The only one who seems to embrace this flaw of his is GER; who doesn’t see it as a flaw at all. So, he lets them into his head.

Even now that he's free, he’s still a stand, he’s still a soldier, and he wants someone to fight for, someone to serve. Considering these qualities, maybe he was more loyal to his master than others gave him credit for.

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[ Standverse AU ] - Comic where Gold visits the Requiem Palace (formerly known as the Golden Wind Temple)

from hero to zero

Oh and if anyone's curious - GER was not the one Haze was protecting here

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Hair braiding 💎

Didn't really expect to finish this but in the end, I've found some time between work and even dusted off my watercolors! Been quite a while since I used them properly, huh, painting is so soothing ˘o˘

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if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

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you gotta be a different type of mentally stable to casually listen to mitski because i literally heard a snippet of i bet on losing dogs on tiktok and ive spent the last 30 minutes sobbing someone needs to take mitskis music away from me

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So like….. if Fëanor created the Palantíri……… and there were originally 8 of them….did…did Fëanor just invent the Middle Earth equivalent of phones so he could keep in contact with his kids???

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

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when i watched good omens, i didn’t expect to love tv crowley, and it fuckin blindsided me. all at once, i thought, oh gosh, damn, and fuck, roughly in that order, and here’s why.

where tv crowley and book crowley most significantly diverge is the bookshop fire. in the book, “Crowley cursed Aziraphale, and the ineffable plan, and Above, and Below.” in the tv show, instead of cursing him, he calls out for him desperately before falling to the floor with a quiet “you’ve gone.” for book crowley, az is “Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, which made him a sort of friend.” for tv crowley, aziraphale is his “best friend.” naturally, in the bookshop fire, tv crowley is in fucking agony. this is not how book crowley reacts.

see, one of book crowley’s most basic traits is his optimism. “Because, underneath it all,” the book says, “Crowley was an optimist. If there was one rock-hard certainty that had sustained him through the bad times—he thought briefly of the fourteenth century—then it was utter surety that he would come out on top; that the universe would look after him.”

it’s a really beautiful passage. and i can’t relate to it at all. 

after the fire, book crowley thinks he might “get completely and utterly pissed out of his mind while he waited for the world to end.” where book crowley only considers it, tv crowley actually does it. he does go to wait out the end of the world while drunk, and does give up, and he does break down, and he is not an optimist; he is a mess. that struck me. i’ve never seen a heroic character so blatantly need help before. but crowley gets help; he finds a friend and confesses how much aziraphale means to him; he gets back in the car and forges onward through the fire, even though he’s clearly Not Okay.

and there, on the flaming m25, book crowley and tv crowley diverge again. tv crowley is not an optimist; he’s not holding the bentley together with the hope that it’ll all work out. but he does it anyway. tv crowley doesn’t have optimism, but he has something that is, to me, even more important. in the show, “Crowley has something no other demons have, especially not Hastur: an imagination.”

an imagination. strangely enough, in the book, crowley admits to lacking it: “They’ve got what we lack. They’ve got imagination,” book crowley says. but tv crowley has that imagination, and that is what saves him–and that, to me, makes so much sense.

tv crowley is traumatised. when he fell, some part of him broke, and while he claims he “sauntered vaguely downwards,” he really took a “million-light-year freestyle dive into a pool of boiling sulphur,” and it hurt. tv crowley is hurt. and so am i. 

i also give up. i also break down. i don’t, and can’t, ever believe that the universe is looking out for me–or for anyone. i am not an optimist. but you know what? i have imagination. i have friends. and if it came down to me to help save the world, that is exactly what i would rely on.

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This is so precious oh my god. There’s more under the cut. Also click HERE for full-sized pics and also a vid of a chicken screaming at the wind XD 

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A lot of people try to explain this without knowing anything about how voice synthesis works, so here's my breakdown on No, Hatsune Miku Is Not AI, And No, AI Voice Synthesis Is Not Bad.

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so i looked it up online and

oh hes silly bless <3 i love him already

vocaloid opinions that would get me bullied off tiktok <3

ur not special for liking an unpopular/not well known vocaloid (my favourite vocaloid is literally miku.)

project sekai fans aren't 'fake fans', if you got into vocaloid through pjsk you aren't any less of a fan then people who got into it through different ways

if you like listening to vocaloid, you're a vocaloid fan. that's it. if someone only knows about the kagamines and miku they're not a 'fake fan', theyre just new

project diva is not better than project sekai, nor the other way around. they're equal

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evil rhythm game experience where i only hear the in-game cut of a song for months, and when i eventually listen to the full version i find out they cut the best part of the song from the game

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vocaloid opinions that would get me bullied off tiktok <3

ur not special for liking an unpopular/not well known vocaloid (my favourite vocaloid is literally miku.)

project sekai fans aren't 'fake fans', if you got into vocaloid through pjsk you aren't any less of a fan then people who got into it through different ways

if you like listening to vocaloid, you're a vocaloid fan. that's it. if someone only knows about the kagamines and miku they're not a 'fake fan', theyre just new

project diva is not better than project sekai, nor the other way around. they're equal