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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

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Finally posting these. Cover illustration exploration for hypothetical personal project. Inks done traditionally with digital colors.

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theres nothing wrong with drinking excessively or taking other peoples prescription medications or jacking your friends off

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you’re cuter than i remember

hi did someone say older jay/younger mike

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marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

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mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke

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I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.

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mikejay is like a 20+ year old fwb situationship but no one is having sex and they’re both more in love with each other than anyone has ever been in love ever

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If Tumblr shuts down, we should all move to github. We can make github pages and fork each others' repos as an alternative to reblogging.

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some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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rlm lights mike like a black and white hollywood starlet. bro why are you eyes fucking twinkling rn

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having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.

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haven’t you had enough, jay?

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people who say “well technically it’s their characters with their exact same names and they act exactly how they do in real life to an extent so it isn’t rpf technically…” It’s O.K. …. take my hand.. fly away with me i have a beautiful world to show you

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It’s a tony soprano summer