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noushort · 5 days ago
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chase will always be my favorite character im so sorry it was the kicked puppy eyes, tragic backstory, and him being frankly one of the hottest people i’ve ever seen in my life that did it for me
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noushort · 6 days ago
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chase will always be my favorite character im so sorry it was the kicked puppy eyes, tragic backstory, and him being frankly one of the hottest people i’ve ever seen in my life that did it for me
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noushort · 13 days ago
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Now can you please recommend chase centric fic as well <3 (I also don’t care about the pairings or if it’s gen)
will once again point you to my camchase fic rec list, because a lot of those fics are chase centric, and once again shoutout to myself (hey. if you’re asking me for fic recs i’m gonna toot my own horn). but if you’ve read everything on there…
the trick is to keep breathing by alpacas — ok obviously read everything by helen. duh. but if for some reason it’s the end of the world and you can only pick one then read this hunting/the mistake era character study of chase. the first time i read it i legitimately had to take breaks and stare at a wall. you’re gonna suffer, but you’re gonna be happy about it. T, 1.5k, camchase
Prodigal by JayneL — written 2005, alternate take on chase and house finding out about rowan’s death. very different to what we get in canon (besides the obvious ‘written before the mistake aired’ part) but i think it still feels…chase. you’ll see what i mean. T, 2.3k, no pairings
future planning by iamremy — girl i don’t even go here (established relationship choreman) but everything about this is so so good. this is really more foreman centric than chase (and he is oh so perfectly foreman at that) but chase certainly gets his day in the sun too. it’s funny and sweet and foreman has an existential crisis about toothpaste. s6 era. T, 5.8k, choreman with background hilson
long odds by captainharkness — i know it’s popular but CHASE RUNNING THE BETTING POOL FIC WHO CHEERED. really a chase character study disguised as a hilson fic and it is so good and fun and also there’s background camchase. T, 3k, hilson and background camchase
Earl Grey by paradisecity — great little wilson and chase relationship study, set after cursed. gen, 683 words, no pairings
Declare Ye, Tell This by sabinelagrand — mini character study of chase and religion and his position within the team, written late s3. lovely stuff. gen, 601 words, no pairings
Third Wheel Rolling by ignaz — original trio ot3 threesome post-human error. really more foreman centric but again chase is also prominently here and i gotta rec this fic somewhere because it drives me insane it’s so fucking good. E, 4.7k, camchaseforeman
Little Things by anoyo — teeny tiny chase character study, makes me feel big big feelings. gen, 210 words, no pairings
Arise by Josselin — AU where chase becomes paraplegic, with all the expected angst but also secretly a fascinating chase character study with a lot of house and chase. at one point foreman says he wishes chase’s arms were paralysed too which should give you an idea of how fucking dead on this characterisation is. nasty and raw and real. trigger warning for discussions of suicide. M, 8.1k, no pairings
In Whose Shadow by voleuse — snippets of chase character study running from pre canon to s6. it’s a voleuse fic you’re gonna suffer and have a great time. gen, 684, background camchase
Retractions by KlayterMcCabe — chase-centric s3 camchase relationship study, runs between finding judas and half-wit. gets them both SO WELL but especially chase. T, 2.2k, camchase
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noushort · 13 days ago
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House s2 e17, All In, fills me with primal animalistic lust because why do they all look so good
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GOD DAMNNNN
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noushort · 13 days ago
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Chase asks Chase to take care the chaselings for Chase❤️
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noushort · 5 months ago
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noushort · 6 months ago
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noushort · 6 months ago
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[ David Attenborough voice: ]
Here we see two exquisite specimens of the genus Gay Serialkillerus Messianicus - better known as Murder Spouses.
Observe the characteristic honey-blonde hair, the flat affect, and the devastatingly-fancy cheekbones.
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You will notice that the female’s plumage is more drab than that of the male, which is typical of the species; but that their initial approach to their mates - Frump Lawenforcementicus Illadapticus, also know as Closeted Cops - is remarkably similar.
At first glance, one might even be fooled into thinking that g. serialkillerus is not a strongly dimorphic species; but if we keep watching, subtle differences will begin to emerge.
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Did you see it?
While the female is bold and direct in her approach - even in f. lawenforcementicus’ home territory - the male is more furtive.
Despite his bright plumage - which, it is theorized, he uses to lure prospective mates to his elaborately-ornamented nest - the male is timid, approaching coyly and retreating immediately when f. lawenforcementicus offers resistance.
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noushort · 6 months ago
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i think i need a hannibal rewatch (for the 4th time) i miss will graham so much PLEASE I MISS HIM
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noushort · 6 months ago
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Artober day 20: Peace
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