Reporting on the weird occurrences and events from this little town I call home. Run by Matt Myers
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screw the last guy I love you matt myers and hazel calimeris
That's alrigh'! but... how do you know my girlfriend's name???...
- Matt
#I don't remember saying it here#unless I forgot which is something that tends to happen#Hopefully you're just someone from around town...#but if you aren't then huh?#not a report#mod matt
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i love you matt myers
I opened this ask in front of my girlfriend and now she's growling quietly at my computer when Im not looking
But thank you! I love you too, stranger! (not romantically, ofc) (she's growling at it again) (but louder now)
- Matt
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The universe is made out of a complex string pattern, and to make things happen, they pull a string. So I swear to god, if they keep pulling the wrong ones, I will bring out the scissors.
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machines should actually bleed when you damage them by the way
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The Ghost Hunting Equipment, as explained by Ryan Bergara from Ghost Files, pt. 1
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Beware the corn, it contains spiders.
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