lame ass gadgetjob
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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
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Hey y’all especially those in swing states, eyes up:
The elongated muskrat has engaged in blatant election interference by putting out a fake voter registration page on Google ads with the clear intention to dupe voters into thinking they have actually registered to vote. It’s likely also a data harvesting tactic.
Hopefully this gets immediately flagged and taken down but we all know this fascist chucklefuck will not see consequences to his actions and this is something that would drag out in court. Spread the word. Only register to vote through state board or check vote.org for more resources. Do not register through anything else ESPECIALLY if it has some sort of clear motivation.
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In my experience people actually go insane about fat tummy all the time but are afraid to publicly express it so you have to do it for them. Anyways reblog if you would make out with someone’s fat tummy, want someone to make out with your tummy, or if you think the united states needs to violently topple their two party liberal democracy if it wants any hope of progressing further left of neoliberal capitalism
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Heart breaking: woman cries in sport that involves getting hit in the face
these are both cis women and I feel like there was a time a fuckup like this would have absolutely finished Rowling, just completely tanked her fame for good. Why hasn't it.
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“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”
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Season one of lost was like
Jack Kate & Sawyer
Charlie subplot
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i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
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people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you
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