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You can still smooch your girlfriend even if she has bitey teeth

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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They Might Be Gigantic Ants

uhhhno no no uhm not at all wont be haveing it too scary uh uh we wont be having it at all

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Credit to: user

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ehhhhhh is that what life is really about though

WRONG BLOG SORRY

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in the business word we call that cowardice

WRONG BLOG SORRY

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can mutuals DM you?

Mutuals can throw me into a ceiling fan

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y'know, *lights cigarette* back in my day, subcultures used to be about the culture, and not just the appearance of it to people outside of it. *puts cigarette in my mouth the wrong way* ow ouch owee ow oww

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"hear me out" and its like Marceline. dude everyone wants to fuck marceline i want to talk to someone whos hear me out is an air conditioner

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see i would be very into HDG and Affini and Floretting and stuff EXCEPT for my deep, intimate fear of identity death. like i would gladly be the pet of a massive, sexy, alien, plant girl, AS LONG AS it’s still me thats the pet, not some xeno-drugged bimbo taking my place, yknow?

that being said i’d gladly PRETEND to be a xeno-drugged bimbo as long as i’m not actually one

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when a girl has been dehumanised and objectified enough, you can peel its flesh away to reveal the porcelain or plastic underneath

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"wait, but what do I say to describe people who cannot get pregnant?" a guide.

Men cannot get pregnant: INCORRECT. Transgender men are men and many are capable of getting pregnant. Also, excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.

Cis men cannot get pregnant: INCORRECT. Intersex men who are technically cis, but have uteruses and ovaries, may be capable of pregnancy, even if it's unlikely. Also, excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.

Cis perisex men cannot get pregnant: Correct, but excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.

People without uteruses cannot get pregnant: Correct, but excludes infertile and menopausal people with uteruses who also cannot get pregnant.

People who cannot get pregnant: CORRECT. Excludes no one.

To use inclusionary language, you don't need to rip through the reeds in search of wider terminology when you could quite literally say things exactly as they are. Inclusive language isn't "overcomplicated" at all. It's straightforward.

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once you remember that you are not in fact catholic and do not actually have to confess your sins all the time things will get better for you. kill the part of you that wants to go into some strangers inbox and tell them why you don’t listen to rap.

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i dont know walt i dont think these games are connected

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There is apparently an unofficial fox linux mascot