Escaping life rn *aesthetically*This blog is for Chloe. Live ur Tumblr girl dream through me bbg Cat daddy has a big bag of hamburger meat to share with the local children 18
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the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy
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just dropping some david corenswet photos in case anyone needs to stare respectfully today















he’s so silly i want to giggle next to him on a park bench and pretend we’re in a romcom
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Okay I know this is a stupid add on but I literally have a mosquito allergy. Never knew that was possible

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There’s this guy that sits in front of me who you would think is a conservative redneck bc his entire aesthetic is southern lumberjack w boots and denim and hats but he’s actually one of the most inclusive and anti trump guy I’ve ever met and today he wore this hat that sums up his entire personality and I’m screaming.
Don’t judge a book by its cover; make cornbread, not war.
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“The Obsolete Man,” The Twilight Zone
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Paul Bransom (1885 - 1979). Bear Head Sketches / Bear Paw and Claw Sketches. Charcoal and pastel on paper. 1952.
National Museum of Wildlife Art, x / x
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clark reupload
edit: forgot the sweater comic
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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

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I love this photo so much I go feral whenever I look at it
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clit eastwood. anyone can piss their pants but it takes a real man to piss his shirt too
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"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."
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I wish jonathan harker a very pleasant and normal business trip
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fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy
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honestly mad respect for pope francis cause he used his dying breath to pray for gaza and to shit on jd vance and that’s an inspiring way to go out
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can you guys stop making posts that i materially agree with but that are worded in ways i find too disagreeable to be reblogged. it rankles
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