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Flakes, flurries, swirls, crystals, whatever form it comes in. I’ll take it. We go back, snow and me. We have a beautiful history.
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The most obvious hint that I am getting old is I can no longer handle the brightness of any type of laptop TV or phone screen, my shit be on zero. Brightness all the way down. It’s not lit, it’s dim my guy
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My website — my Facebook –See me on Webtoon!
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When you realize it’s almost December. 🎄
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please be gentle to your pets, they trust you so much and believe that whatever youre doing for them is the best thing. they trust you to be kind and benevolent. small critter or otherwise, you have the trust of this animal, and i implore you to be gentle and decent. don’t betray that trust
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instead of 7 for $27 how about 27 for $7
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So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was
“Ah, my fart cone.”
So anyway
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The Most Regal, Friendly and Fluffy Kitten In The World Is Named Aurora
Aurora is a unique and elegant cat with pristine snow white fur and sparkling blue eyes.
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But it’s based on a real treasure chest
Storenvy | Redbubble | Sheldon Plushes
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Tinder for Animals (by Imitation Lobster)
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Pelicans yawning might be the weirdest thing EVER.
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