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for 1 million years you will be forced to stand on my treasure chest and feel the heat of the desert sun and 1 hundred gajilion spiders and scorpions and lizards and locusts and will use thejr powerful poisons to hurt you really really eally really bad bad bad like so bad but you cant die until the 1 million years is over and you only get to eat bread and old milk and you have to dip the bread and hold it underneath the milk until the bubbles stop coming out. and then you eat the bread

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Redstone Helmet When on Head: +2 Armor All tools by ITSRYZEN

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When she pulls your loincloth to the side

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It’s funny to imagine the whole “anime is popular now” thing but with like, stuff other than shonen. Like a bodybuilder wearing a you lie in April tank top to the gym.

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My slophounds congeal to your presence, stranger…. Be wary, lest I have to unsheathe #thegreasyblade

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I congeal large amounts of grease across the length of my blade, a technique I call the greasy swipe. With a single slash, none in my path can withstand my greased wrath

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Found the old stash of babish

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Final cheese cube in my palak paneer

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The beaded tradesman’s slung blade skins for but one, and your head is but one in many to pay the toll

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they invented worthless beasts for me to use

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Elf 656e656d7920686f727365

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Like slop to a lame, the greasy swordsman sets his blade to isles of shame, get blame on the brain but the pain makes go on again and again and again (say again like British style)