i'm lili but you can call me tonight i blog fart and eat i'm perfect WHY AM I IN LOVE WITH 5 BOYS WHO RUINED MY LIFE i do not love them by choice okay
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IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
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won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
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real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes
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and this is what it looks like to be 3000% done
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5 seconds of summer reveal their favorite sit down dance moves
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We are Groot
Ancient Proverb, roughly translating as “I’m going to fucking cry all the fluids out of my body, fuck you Marvel” (via josiephone)
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when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
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hOW 2 LOOK COOL B4 SCHOOL




nOW GO GET URSELF SOME BITCHES
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when you can feel his boner against you but you in public
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