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Houses have walls and a door, that's it

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I haven't played chess or checkers, they look like the same thing

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Goose are angry giraffe ducks

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Ovens are just very fancy furnaces for food

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Some jokes are knee slappers, bad jokes are elbow slappers

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What if you covered yourself in honey then run into a wall and gradually flop down, that would be funny I think

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Nobody acknowledges the fact that the mailman from SpongeBoy Mcbob could be the same mailman from all the other episodes

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That moment when you breathe oxygen and turn in into carbon dioxide

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The Minecraft community is like a lever, it can't be inbetween popular to the point of over saturation or the equivalent of wearing glasses in a high school Disney movie

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Some tall people look like dwarfs who been stretched from that one machine from Harry Potter and the chamber of chocolate

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Bread coloured cats sitting down in boxes are loafs

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Keep the balloon off the floor was the most intense sport majority of people will ever do

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Keep the balloon off the floor was the most intense sport majority of people will ever do

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Just remembered horrible histories was a thing, and now I'm question how I forgot it

There is probably people out there who unironically write fiction between historical characters and that makes my skin peel

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Death grips sound like somebody made a knee slapper of a song, and just took off without any intention of the project being that popular

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There is probably people out there who unironically write fiction between historical characters and that makes my skin peel

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Whirly blades sounds more fun then a fan