noxylane
noxylane
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ˢʰᵉᐟᴴᵉʳ· ᵀᵒᵗᵃˡˡʸ ⁱⁿ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᴶᵒʰⁿⁿʸ ᴸᵃʷʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ· ᴺᵒ ᵐᵉʳᶜʸꜝ 🐍👊🥋 ˢᵗᵘᵈʸⁱⁿᵍ ˡᵃʷ ˢᶜʰᵒᵒˡ
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noxylane · 11 days ago
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Added to the collection of things that live in my head rent free
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noxylane · 23 days ago
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obsessed with this 😏
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noxylane · 29 days ago
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boyfwends
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noxylane · 30 days ago
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"Are they lovers?"
it depends on the day
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noxylane · 1 month ago
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noxylane · 1 month ago
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this is the guy's vision
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noxylane · 1 month ago
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💥Johnny Lawrence Has a Crush on You — Headcanons 💥
1. He Gets Weirdly Quiet
Usually the loudest guy in the room, Johnny turns into a complete awkward silence machine when you’re around. You’ll say hi, and he’ll just stare for a second before muttering, “Hey,” then immediately kicking a rock or messing with his Walkman like it’s broken.
2. You Catch Him Staring. A Lot.
Whether you’re at school, the arcade, or just walking by the dojo, Johnny’s eyes find you without him realizing it. Sometimes you catch him and he immediately pretends to look at something else—like the ceiling. Bro, you’re outside.
3. Tries to Flirt But It’s Kinda… Clumsy
He’ll tease you about random things, like how you hold your books or the way you walk—but if anyone else does it, Johnny gets pissed. “Only I can call her that.”
4. Cobra Kai Knows
The whole dojo knows Johnny’s got it bad. Dutch and Tommy won’t shut up about it, always nudging him and making dumb comments like, “You gonna invite her to the Halloween dance, loverboy?”
5. You Get a Nickname
He gives you a little nickname that only he calls you—maybe something teasing like “Trouble” or “Sunshine.” He won’t admit it’s sweet, but it totally is.
6. He Pretends Not to Care
If someone asks, “Do you like her or something?” Johnny’s go-to answer is a mumbled, “Nah,” followed by an instant change of subject. But his ears go red.
7. He Thinks About Asking You Out—A Lot
You’re all he thinks about during training. Even Kreese yelling doesn’t break his daydreams of riding to the beach with you, sharing a milkshake at Golf N’ Stuff, or maybe even kissing you under the fireworks on the 4th of July.
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noxylane · 1 month ago
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taking them out of the cycle of violence and putting them in a punk band
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noxylane · 1 month ago
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you bully the new kid once and he will never let that shit go
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noxylane · 1 month ago
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noxylane · 1 month ago
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Same vibe
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noxylane · 2 months ago
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I put two Brazilian funk songs, maybe the lyrics are strange for you (basically +18), but the beats are very good, they are called Agudo Mágico 3 and Agudo Mágico 4
If anyone needs inspiration for Lawrusso <3
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noxylane · 2 months ago
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karate kid 3 but it’s just 2 karate rivals becoming more than friends
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noxylane · 2 months ago
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That sensei who you're absolutely sure has kissed his rival in the locker room after the tournament, but no one believes him and you have no way of proving it
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noxylane · 2 months ago
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If you told me I’d be obsessed with a dumb Karate show a year ago, I would’ve never believed you 
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noxylane · 2 months ago
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Guys, can someone help me please? What website or app do you use to watch "The Equalizer" (the 1985 one, specifically)?
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noxylane · 2 months ago
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Btw this is the pic that inspired this whole thing (≧∇≦)
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