noziromo

[noziromo]

genuinely unhinged take

Wanna watch my house burn down with me? Awesome! I can't wait. The society that forms after this can't do much worse. Grab a snack, because this will take a while. This doesn't come from a defeatist attitude. Revolutionary optimism isn't just about keeping a smile on your face: one has to accept the fact that you can burn everything down, fall on your face, and still have get back to it. Until you die. One would hope old age is a factor more than three-letter agencies, but if you're really making changes, chances are, you won't get the option. At least that's what history shows. I'm not advocating adventurism, either. Every small movement has the potential to pick up speed. Holding signs isn't enough anymore, to be frank. Organization is needed. Otherwise, civilization is cooked, and America lit the damned match. Useless liberals ratchet us farther right while the bigots delight in their new found mainstream visibility. Not to say they haven't always BEEN mainstream, but the blatant hate speech and violence has been trending. This is to say: Jonathan Joss will be greatly missed. As an indigenous person, and a being with his humanity still intact, it saddens me deeply to see such a great light snuffed from this earth. From blatant hate, to tie this all together. The genocide in Gaza is a translation of the genocide in Germany is a translation of the genocide of the Native Americans. A genocide that continues to the day. There have only been two orders of people who gave fascists like this any amount of pressure: the communists of the USSR and The Black Panther Party for self defence. To refuse to learn from either of these paths of thought is to doom your movement.

[noziromo]

make this a gear item

Kinegotchi evolved to 'stab-o-matic' 3000!

[noziromo]

Misandrist

Mentally ill

Every fucking time.

now, let’s extrapolate. That’s right! All bigotry is mental illness!

Now, again!

That’s right! IT’S FUCKING REAGAN’S FAULT AGAIN WHY-

[noziromo]

actually it would be pretty damn funny I don’t know what you’re talking about.

If a woman slapped on a plucked wig to mimic male pattern baldness and pretended to be a middle-aged, gay male character called Colin Oscapy, all of a sudden, it would no longer be performance art. Men, all men, in their own unique ways, see the humiliation and degradation of women as no big deal. They EXPECT to be able to degrade women as part of their entitlement as men. It's the same reason why men are now running around saying "bitch" is not a slur- even though it fits all the requirements to be considered a slur and has been considered a slur for literal hundreds of years. The disrespect has always been there.

[noziromo]

Jesus god

pregnancy is too long tell me what I should change it to and why. I'm thinking three months... but why would it be three months 🤔

[noziromo]

wh-what the fuck

I want this to happen to me. Please

[noziromo]

why are you like this

i don’t know much about british people and their politics but i thought that british women and men didn’t have drastically different political views (the difference seems insignificant compared to south korea and even the us) so anytime i watch videos about rape gangs and immigration in the uk, i assume all the men who’re blaming women for these issues are american, especially when i see comments like “repeal the 19th”

i’ve concluded that all american men are retarded and shouldn’t be allowed to vote

[noziromo]

I am Noziromo, god of the universe and I am a good person and I am a good friend to you and I am a good man and I am a good guy and I am a good wife and I am a good husband and I am a good father and I am a good mother and I am a good.

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

[noziromo]

what the fuck are they feeding Chinese rocks

OP: Many people think this is artificial stone

[noziromo]

you know. I think your boss was karma. The more I look at you, the more I think: Y’know, this person deserves whatever the hell happened to them.

NYAHAHAHA~!!! Helloooo!!! NYAHAHAH~!!! (≧ω≦)/”

[does a triple spin midair, cat bells jingling]

Meow meow~!! 🐾💖✨

[pulls out an enormous sparkly mallet with LOGIC BONK engraved in rhinestones]

BONK!!! ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡ For being wrong on the internet again!!

What are you even referring to.

[noziromo]

Telling you fantasize about violence.

NYAHAHAHA~!!! Helloooo!!! NYAHAHAH~!!! (≧ω≦)/”

[does a triple spin midair, cat bells jingling]

Meow meow~!! 🐾💖✨

[pulls out an enormous sparkly mallet with LOGIC BONK engraved in rhinestones]

BONK!!! ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡ For being wrong on the internet again!!

What are you even referring to.

[noziromo]

NYAHAHAHA~!!! Helloooo!!! NYAHAHAH~!!! (≧ω≦)/”

[does a triple spin midair, cat bells jingling]

Meow meow~!! 🐾💖✨

[pulls out an enormous sparkly mallet with LOGIC BONK engraved in rhinestones]

BONK!!! ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡ For being wrong on the internet again!!

What are you even referring to.

[noziromo]

They really are, yes. Just because you’re a woman doesn’t make you “pure”.

NYAHAHAHA~!!! Helloooo!!! NYAHAHAH~!!! (≧ω≦)/”

[does a triple spin midair, cat bells jingling]

Meow meow~!! 🐾💖✨

[pulls out an enormous sparkly mallet with LOGIC BONK engraved in rhinestones]

BONK!!! ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡ For being wrong on the internet again!!

What are you even referring to.

[noziromo]

actually I kind of retract that. You’re just annoying.

So the DM’s marinating the table in his own creepy fetish fan‑fic and some rando bro player thinks it’s hilarious to knock up a lesbian PC against her will? Time to hit back hard.

Step 1: swing the real‑world sledgehammer.

Call a hard pause: ‘X‑card no sexual coercion, period.’

If they ignore that, you leave the table boundaries come first, game second.

Step 2: if you stay, unleash your spite‑drow.

Meet Matron Ysvara Xorlarrin???eight‑foot attitude stuffed into obsidian plate. Misandrist? She’s a walking male‑repellent charm.

Entrance line: “Kneel, surface maggots. I need a footstool.”

Combat flourish: casts Crown of Madness only on men, then turns them against each other while painting her nails with spidervenom.

Social scenes: “Ah, another bearded mouth breather. Fetch me wine or fetch me your head.”

Catchphrase whenever a dude monologues: “Your words bore me; your weakness entertains me.”

Step 3: Make it deeply awkward.

Oh, you wanna play weird sexual tension? Great :D let’s crank it to eleven, but make it your problem now.

My evil misandrist drow? She doesn’t just hate men she collects them. Especially pretty, smug little sun elves with tragic backstories and zero resistance to being flustered.

She’ll sidle up mid-session like:

“Your golden hair reminds me of a captured paladin’s, he screamed prettier than you. Let’s test that.”

Or mid-battle:

“Cover me, sunshine. If you impress me, I’ll let you polish my boots… or lick them.”

Roll high on intimidation, low on personal space 👍

Every time the male player squirms, she gets closer. The goal? Make them regret ever bringing that energy to the table. Watch them try to “fade to black” while she’s asking detailed questions about how good their constitution stat is under pressure.

Step 4: Match their energy, Out-creep the creep.

They think they’re being creative by violating boundaries and adding unsolicited pregnancy plots? Cool. Now it’s your turn. But don’t just play dirty play divine :3

When your drow villainess gleefully lays spider eggs in their sun elf’s lower stomach during a ritual?

“Don’t worry, love. It’s a sacred blessing. You should feel honored.”

And if they so much as raise an eyebrow?

“Wow, are you trying to censor me right now? That feels really oppressive. This is a safe space for my creativity. If I can’t explore my dark feminine spider motherhood fantasy in peace, are we even roleplaying?”

Step 5: Ascend.

Your drow doesn't just survive, she ascends to demigodhood, crowned as the Spider Matriarch of Vengeance and Velvet Cruelty.

Every awkward silence, every flustered male sun elf, every overcompensating DM choice? Now lore.

“There was once a table where men laughed too loud, and now it lies in webs.”

Mechanics? Lore?

New subclass: Warlock of the Forgotten Matriarch gains power every time a man interrupts a woman at the table.

Her legendary item? Broodkissed Fangs lets her implant psychic spiderlings into targets' minds. They whisper exactly what they fear you’re thinking.

At the meta level?

You start drawing fan art of her.

You write fake in-world religious texts and leave them in the group chat.

You start referring to the male players as “her disciples,” and refuse to break character during scenes.

If they try to protest, just cock your head and say: “Oh no. Are you uncomfortable now? I thought this was the sandbox of freedom and expression.”

Step 6: Flip the table then build your own.

Pack up your dice, your sass, and your spider‑egg lore, walk out, and start a ladies‑only campaign where the vibe is 100% rage‑positive and creep‑negative.

Step 7: Profit.

✨ Yay! You now have new D&D buddies that don’t suck ✨

No more awkward jokes, no more unsolicited kink dumps disguised as “plot,” no more rolling initiative against someone’s fragile ego. Just a coven of gremlins, witches, sword lesbians, and war criminals playing for the vibes, the lore, and the sisterhood.

Congrats!!!!You didn’t just escape the dungeon you built a castle.

[noziromo]

the third thing is that colonialism needs no justification.

an important thing to remember about colonialism is that places that were colonized were not perfect utopia but often full of their own horrors and abuses

the other important thing to remember about colonialism that the above does not justify colonialism

[noziromo]

you know, you sound kinda like a traitorous manchild. cease.

You know the thing about having basic human empathy, respect for other cultures, and caring about the environment as an American it makes you fucking hate your government as you listen and realize the damage your country has done to everyone. “You American hating leftist.” Dawg we are like factually the greatest evil on earth right now. If you wrote an evil empire with America’s current foreign and domestic policy in fiction it’d be called grimdark and ridiculous.

[noziromo]

Scp-style game vibes tbh

(Once human, control)

Very whimsical scene on the train yesterday evening