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Hooked on Bugs

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not now kitten. daddys turning into a self fulfilling prophecy of the person everyone around him always said he would become

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Transcript:

Giberell... Gib-brel. *INCORRECT BUZZER* Garell... *INCORRECT BUZZER* Blaaah-ber *INCORRECT BUZZER*

Slut?

*Multiple correct dings*

Audio source

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I get that this is mostly a me thing but seeing so many posts making fun of "holy blood cannibalism pomegranate deer" style writing just makes me sad ;-; . guys that's a lot of people's first stab at poetry that's hobby art that's a vulnerable thing to post those are passion projects...

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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what happened to tumblr's boyfriend? i never see boyfriend posts anymore. sorry man we made too many jokes about your boyfriend. yeah he was a really popular joke format for a while and then he fell out of fashion. sorry man.

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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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the whole time i was playing dredge, i was imagining the fisherman in something like this

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reading a romance novel where the protagonist feels the need to stop and inform that audience that it's okay for her, a 27 year old, to hook up with a 31 year old because despite the age difference both of their brains are fully developed. the Discourse really has done incalculable damage.

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