npcanders
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love books. because it’s like what if something happened
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once you start saying yippee you can never go back
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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains
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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture
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they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now
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"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!
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