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Jack Russell terriers are indeed smart enough to find the one suit you'll desperately need in six months, and shed about a 1/2 inch layer of fur all over it in such a way that you'll never notice until it's too late.  Clever little SOB's.  Good thing they're so cute!

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Cardinal sin, indeed.   Or perhaps, a CARL-dinal sin.   Oof, that's almost as bad as Sagal's rhyme puns.

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According to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, your Pope name is the name of the kid you beat up in junior high, plus the number of women you slept with before you became a priest.  In PopeDog's case, it's always just "Barkus", but it's the number of tennis balls you can fit in your mouth.

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Well, at least he passed.

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You ought not talk that way. He's just a boy.

  Sling Blade reference and what's a Chico Sling Bag?

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This one won't make sense unless you've seen this video, but in honor of Yet Another Blankety-Blank Snowstorm, here it is.

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I know I shouldn't encourage him, but really, who wouldn't want to bite a Congressman at this point?

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He's right. If you don't respect it, Cokie Roberts will swallow your soul.  (sorry Cokie!)

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"We live in Providence! How the hell'd you make it Philadelphia so fast?!?!"

"Because...I'm Batdog."

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Can you imagine a dog taking guilt trip lessons from Ira Glass? That'd be like a thermonuclear guilt bomb.

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NPR is secretly training everyone's dogs to do this in a nefarious attempt to boost donations.

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NPR Dog is right.  You don't know that.

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Which is actually kinda strange because NPR Dog doesn't really drink much coffee.

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Siegel can live with a co-host who pees on his shoes. But he's not gonna stand for a co-host with a shinier coat.

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Even BatDog cannot escape Ira Glass's Super-Guilt-Ray!

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Should've gotten a coffee mug instead of an Eton Radio. At least then NPR Dog would just slobber all over it.

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Tom Ashbrook promos are the equivalent to yellow tennis balls for NPR Dog.