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also yes ok i totally want a plot where for once it’s the female who’s really sexually experienced and popular, and this nerdy boy has a crush on one of her best friends, and she needs tutoring and he’s the only one who could do it- so she offers him tips and advice on how to get her friend to notice him and seem cool, in exchange he’ll tutor her.
but as her best friend gains interest, he realises how inexperienced he is, so it becomes a trading of tutor- he teaches her maths equations, she teaches him how to kiss, and go down on a girl.
and oh no- she’s starting to really like him???? she doesn’t want him to date her friend?? maybe he could date her instead?????
#* vii . wanted . ♡#LIKE WE WOULD HAVE TO TWEAK THIS OFC BUT .#this is like one of my fave plots ever .
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noahlan
“ i thought i was doing well. it’s hard complimenting something that’s not actually there. ” noah teased, using her words from uncountable amount of times. coming to a stop when finding a rather unbothered corner of the room noah leaned against the wall. “ why thank you. so kind of you to say. ” he grinned upon her rather private compliment. “ i have always said i’m a triple threat. oh, i have no doubt. ” he laughed lightly before his expression changed into a slight cringe upon her words. “ no need for impressions, that’s very disturbing. i think i might just stick with you for now. ” he told her, shaking his head at her.
“BOY YOU’RE SO CANCELLED NOW!” a light smack to his arm, rolling her eyes at his joke though unable to stifle a laugh ( the only other reaction was to be butthurt by a simple joke, it wasn’t like her ). she shifts her weight to one leg, crossing her arms under her chest, unconsciously pushing it up. without replying she simply smiled back. “you are, you should have that written all over your forehead. maybe weird ladies like that would be repelled and you wouldn’t have to use me as a shield to get out.” she laughs, head tilting slightly. “i think i was very accurate, though. even thought you’d get a boner from it. and thank you, so kind of you to do me that favor.” sarcasm dripped, but frisky in her tone.
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“ the fact that it’s not always makes me cry just a little bit at night , ” her shoulders lifted up and down in a shrug and a small smirk was visible on the corner of her lips . once they reached the bar , she ordered her second strawberry daiquiri of the night , ignoring the voice in her head which reminded that she was the lightest of lightweights and was prohibited from getting drunk at the gala . “ mr. stark … i don’t feel so good , ” liana said dramatically , reaching towards the empty spot next to north .
“me too, girl, me too. i should just make an individual one: we stan liana ; north moretti runs this page. best instagram in the history of instagrams, even cristiano ronaldo would follow.” ludic response, mouth agape into an open grin. “giiiirl, don’t go making moves on my man. look at him, already succumbing to his superhero instincts when a gorgeous girl tells him she’s not feeling well.” if anyone heard their conversations, they’d wonder what goes on in their head ( hell, if anyone saw their texts they’d want to keep their distance from them ).
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“ oh stop it you, you’re gonna make me blush, ” he playfully waved the girl off, pulling her in tightly into his embrace. “ and besides, i’ve got nothing on you. i mean have you seen yourself ?! damn girl ! ” his tone was more than enthusiastic as he beamed at north. “ well i mean, if you insist, ” he winked jokingly before gently squeezing at her own cheeks. “ uh is that even a serious question ? high school musical, any day. none of these can ever even come close to being the gabriella to my troy, you know ? ”
“i definitely mean it, though. i can just sense all your fangirls crying over your look and wishing you’d take them to prom and shit.” affectionate laughter, twirling once when he compliments her right back. “king and queen of prom right here. ryan and sharpay whomst ???” squeezing her eyes shut, squeal wanes when he pinched at her cheeks, shaking her head away. “i didn’t mean me, you ass!” fondly complaint, plush lips into an ephemeral pout. “the most loyal high school musical fan to ever exist. literally, high school musical karaoke over any gala ever !”
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lola-sch
❛ and it still looks so damn effortless, ❜ she said, sighing softly with adoration. a small squeal left her at the mention of a red carpet - both in excitement but also in horror. okay, not exactly horror, but close to it. if she needed to get tipsy for this, what the hell would a red carpet do? alright, she guessed she’d get used to it. the millenium gala was a good start for that. it was just enough to make her blood pump around the adrenaline but also still okay. she wasn’t over the top nervous, at least not anymore. ❛ don’t worry, girl. i know my limit. ❜ maybe she’d cross it but only by an inch. north on the other hand always managed to get into some shit, but it was all about fun even though lola would drag her away. ❛ nah. well, i did some editing but i didn’t get very far so i’ll probably not get the video up until sunday or monday. how about you? ❜
“you, too. i’ve literally seen too many people checking you out in the last five seconds, that counts for a lot. and lemme know where you got your dress from, i love it !” hands gently tug on hers, grin wide. “alright good, otherwise i’d have to slap noah for getting you wasted, and at the gala of all places and time. would be rich, you straight up vomiting like the exorcist and every reporter ever making you out to be the worst person ever like, OH MY GOD, LOLA SCHNEIDER, A HUMAN BEING, DRANK TOO MUCH AT A PARTY !!! ARREST THIS WILD GIRL !!!!. we know it’d go something along those lines. those fuckers.” she hates the media, the way it twists stories for their own gain without thinking about the victim; one day, north wants to change that. “oh that’s cool, though ! what’s the new video gonna be about? by the way, you still need to feature me on one of them, we could do some crazy ass challenges or something. and well, just scheduling some public appearances since my album is coming out soon.”
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lzbthmrn
“the only truths i could give you are what i did yesterday, and even that isn’t ENTERTAINING enough.” north, by far, had to be the most informed person on liz’s life. she knew all the ups and downs, every bump in the road. it was just easy to talk to her and the more and more they talked, the more they grew closer. in the end, north was the older sister that liz always wanted. “you know, i never did play spin the bottle but i can’t say it gave me any form of fomo.” the dare itself caused her to make a face of disturbance, eyes locking with the crowd of reporters and cameras just dying for any sort of information on anyone. “…fine.” without wasting another second, liz strutted up to a reporter who waved her down, the red light already burning through her body as she ignored the spitfire of questions, shaking her ass to an unheard beat. tasteful enough, but raunchy to the point that the camera quit rolling. a few laughs were heard between reporters due to confusion, along with a few scattered claps as she stopped, mumbled a small apology to the reporter, then sprinted back to her confidant. “did i do good ? “ she asked, her voice slightly shaky due to the adrenaline surpassing her system. for being the hermit she was, that seemed like week’s worth of interaction done. “jesus christ. anyways, i dare you toooo….go up to the same reporter, okay ? answer each question in an accent of your choice. you can throw in some slang from said region of said accent, but i won’t dock points if you don’t.”
“unless i ask ya about your sex life or even just how often do you flick the bean life, that counts for some good truth in the eyes of tabloids. although, to be honest, who would wanna hear about someone’s actual sex life? that’s just gross.” always that unnecessary comment ( think before you speak wasn’t exactly an expression she lived by sometimes ) , spilled betwixt mellifluous laughter. “oh my god, really? you’re not missing out on anything, though, it’s a lot more fun when it’s seven minutes in heaven with the person you got a crush on. you got more time to explore your way around them.” with a wink she teased, playfully slapping her arm. she watches as liz obliges by the dare, guffawing loud and without a care when she started dancing, hands clapping as if cheering. “totally, that was the most fun thing i’ve seen all night. and alright, that’s easy.” she did just as she was told, starting towards them as they began spitting questions about her upcoming album, responding in an old hollywood accent ( audrey hepburn impression ). she would’ve laughed in that second at the reporter’s mild confusion, but waltzed away a minute after, doing so when she walked back towards liz. “this is too fuckin’ ridiculous, i wonder what they’ll say tomorrow.”
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#iM HOME#IDK IF IM SOBER ENOUGH TO DO REPLIES#SO ILL DO THEM ANYWAY .#* iii . ooc . ♡#i think im fine .
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so i got work until 8pm gmt and then afterwards i’m going to my friends surprise bday party so i won’t be on until then!
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noahlan
“ am not just saying that. it’s giving them a little uh, lift. is that a thing ? ” he wondered, scrunching his nose lightly. had it been anyone but north he probably wouldn’t get away with these horrible attempts at complimenting her boobs, but she knew how terrible with words he was and she still put up with him. “ this is true, although i do prefer you without it, it’s not completely stupid. ” he winked, before letting out a snort, he had no game and he knew the only reason why he ever got away with anything was his looks. “ shit i know, considering my luck, you know it’s bound to happen. ” he sighed, looking down at his suit wistfully already picturing the damage and his stylists disappointed shake of her head. “ i swear she was coming onto me. deadass. — sorry ‘bout that. had to make her a little jealous, you understand. ”
she bursts out laughing at his choice of words. “yeah, alright, i’ll take that. if anything ‘cause i don’t want any more of your attempts at complimenting my titties.” patting his arm she kept on walking with him until the woman was out of sight. “i’d imagine so. you also look better without your clothes on but that’s just my personal preference.” that waned off as a whisper in case anyone around them was listening in on their conversation, lips in a teasing smirk. “you attract all the weirdos, noah, it must be yet another talent of yours. totally, i would’ve also used myself to make someone else jealous if i were you. i can only imagine her taking you back to her place and just chatting up about random ass shit during sex. ah fuck, and then i bought a starbucks hmmnn and went back home.” pretend sex noises, chuckling at her own impression.
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lzbthmrn
“i thought you’d NEVER ask,” was all she could say, a glimmer of hope in her hues. this was definitely not her scene, every reporter making note of it when they spoke to her. needless to say, liz was growing more bored with every camera flash. the talk about truth or dare made her giddy, an absolute child when it came to games such as that. “just dare ? i can do that. since it was your idea, i’ll go first. ask and ye shall receive.”
“i think we might get bored with truth and it ain’t as if we could play spin the bottle here. oh my god, imagine that, though, gathering everyone like we did back in seventh grade and have them all play that. but no, ok, then, hmmmmmm.......i dare youuuuu.......oh, ok i’ll start with an easy one. go in front of random press and just start dancing like you ain’t got a care in the world. you can twerk if you want, too, but it’s not mandatory.”
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"woooow, my little lucas looks so handsome !” she approaches him, button nose scrunched up over a grin as she loops her arms into a hug around him. pulling back she playfully squeezed his cheeks. “some old lady i’d never met before just did this to me. don’t break the cheek squeeze chain.” north jokes, letting her hands fall on either side of her. “having fun so far? or would you rather be out listening to high school musical right now?”
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noahlan
“ the luckiest. ” noah agreed, rolling his eyes at her. upon her words he let his gaze properly fall over her, shrugging lightly. “ i don’t know, i think your dress is giving you some boob mirage, if that’s worth anything. you look incredible by the way, i think i forgot to mention that. ” he grinned “ red is definitely a good look on you. ” as north mentioned the woman noah swung an arm around her, having no intentions in networking with her after all. “ ugh i know, she’s really something else and i’d just love to stay and listen to all the amazingly hilarious anecdotes but north and i should go mingle. ” he explained to the woman who looked like an actual question mark. quickly noah moved to escort north away, looking back at the woman “ alright, see you later honey. ”
“it’s not ‘cause i’m pretty sure you’re just sayin’ that to be nice. and thanks, i was wondering when i’d get a compliment from you. it’s not everyday ya get to see me with so much covering my body.” she flirts with the tip of her tongue sticking out, eyeing him for a moment; he’s too handsome for his own good. “ya look good, too. careful not to spill anything, that shit’s gonna stain.” hand tugs on his coat, and before she realizes he has his arm around her, addressing his speech to the lady. biting on the inside of her cheek not to laugh, north observes as the lady is left behind confused. “good thing i showed up, huh? i don’t even know that lady but she looks like she could talk your ears off. can’t believe you used me like that, though.”
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“should we go completely nontraditional and just play a game while we’re here ?” it’s not as if she was particularly bored here, but whenever she’s around liz she couldn’t help that mischievous side of her even at a formal event like this. “something that won’t, like, make it on the news in a necessarily negative view but that we could get a kick out of. oh, how about truth or dare, except just dare ? let’s go full on middle school girls with this.”
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lola-sch
❛ nooorth ! girl, you too - oh lord. ❜ lola cheered and wrapped her arms around the other before taking a step back to admire her outfit, mouthing a ‘wow’. then she looked at north’s face, which was a little higher up than usual consider her insane heels and lola wasn’t wearing that high ones. ❛ i’ve been here for a while. just – got back from the bar where i had to sit down with noah, ❜ she rolled her eyes a little, a bit tipsy but it was probably barely noticeable to someone who didn’t know her as north did. it definitely made her a lot more comfortable in the crowd though.
“thanks, queen, i tried.” she laughs at her friend’s display of adulation, turning only to dramatically throw her a look over the shoulder, photoshoot style. “oh i’ve seen him around as well ! honestly everyone is lookin’ dope as fuck tonight. next time it’ll be at the red carpet, just watch.” she had high hopes, elfin chin raised high in confidence. “ok but don’t go drinkin’ anymore, we don’t want a queen stumbling to the ground and all the press divin’ to take pictures.” now she sounds like the mom friend, ironic since she’d be the first to get into trouble. “did ya have any work earlier today?”
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people who don’t believe in aliens confuse me so much like you really think in all of space, which is infinite, we are the only planet with life on it. ok….
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“girl you look gorgeous !” no greetings, north went straight for the compliment the second she spots lola, wrapping her arms around her into a friendly hug. “wow it’s crazy how many people are here tonight. i was with liana just a while ago but i kinda lost her. did you just get here?” they’re in the middle of a crowd of millenium celebrities, a lot that north has only seen on social media but hasn’t actually interacted with; so seeing familiar faces was refreshing and eased her mind.
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