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There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.

Unbelievable.

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Still amazing how when American internet privacy was being invaded you had posts on it with like 10k notes, but I have yet to see a single post discussing the new age verification system for Europeans. You have to send in a picture of your id or your credit card info. To google. Because of some supposed laws. They could have implemented it so many other ways.

To add insult to injury, things like history documentaries got marked as explicit. Another got marked explicit because it contained the word fuck exactly once.

Like, hello? Americans??? You gonna reblog any posts about that or nah???

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SO in Britain all the swans may belong to the Queen, but lemme tell you about Hamburg:

Hamburg is built around a river, so there’s many many many canals (the 2400+ bridges put Venice and Amsterdam to shame), as well as a fairly sizeable lake (here the smaller section, innit precious):

This means a shittonne of swans

(stay away from the swans) (seriously don’t go sailing on the lake because they WILL chase you). Obvs swans aren’t made for cold weather (p sure they’re all Australian immigrants actually) so Hamburg has an official job position to take care of the issue.

This dude’s name is Olaf Nieß (trying to spell his name on non-German keyboards must be fun):

This guy’s job title is “Schwanenvater”, aka “swan father”, and his job literally consists of getting swans to safety before the winter chill sets in. How does he do this, you wonder? Easy: he goes up to EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SWAN in the city and sticks them in barges. I’m serious:

Look at this dude and his swans

Swans are like Satan’s personal pet and he paddles around with barges full of them like it’s nbd.

I fucking love this guy he’s braver than all of us and deserves some recognition for his absurd line of work.

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Shadow and Bone season 1 but it’s just memes

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i’m glad 100k+ people think this is the mood too

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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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who else is in the “didn’t realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20″ club

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Artists who know how to draw armors or very detailed clothing are powerful

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generally i find popular poetry overrated but “Dust of Snow” by Robert Frost is such a MOOD:

The way a crow Shook down on me The dust of snow From a hemlock tree Has given my heart A change of mood And saved some part Of a day I had rued.

look at it. “today was shit but then i saw a crow”

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how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

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Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

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*meme intensifies*