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Born to nap in f/o's arms, forced to participate in society

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Imagine burying your face into your f/o's chest and hearing their heart. The warmth and comfort you feel would be something completely else, like a whole new layer of comfort, and your f/o would add up to it by hugging your head. Bonus points if they rub your head, kiss your forehead, or even softly tell you how much they love you and how you mean to them.

ANTISHITTERS PISS THE FUCK OFF

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You and f/o witness a couple's messy breakup in the middle of a street with popcorns in your hands

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Imagine being two tiny cats with f/o, cuddled up and chilling and purring without a single thought in either of your minds

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Did i ever post this here

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"F/o is like a kitty.. tiny and cute and silly and-"

F/o (a grown ass man): ...

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imagine your f/o falls into a cold body of water

and you have to grab them by their hair or shirt to drag them back onto shore

and then they just sit there shivering and looking like a pathetic wet kitten

maybe you fuss over them, drying them off and bundling them up in blankets, making a fire or bringing them somewhere warm, making them a hot drink and cuddling them until they feel better

or maybe you’re too busy laughing your ass off at how stupid and pathetic they look <3

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im sick. so here's an f/o imagine yay

probably basic but imagine your f/o dropping everything to take care of you. like if theyre a business guy or farmer (f/o specific whjshshd) "but.. dont you have to work on (__)?" honey what business or class or whatever, they are only focused on YOU.

and if theyre an annoying little shit like a cousin or brother f/o imagine them being less annoying so you can rest ❤️

op is proship ^^ any1 can interact but follow ur own dni, have a good day ♡

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you know how it is.

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your F/O stares at you, for a long time they do, and it wasn't because you seemed 'ugly' or 'off' to them. no, it was something else.

it was the sun, your skin, the sun kissing your skin.

oh, how they envied the things around you.

the pillows that held your head, that had your tears fall upon them. the blankets that covered you and protected you from the cold or the monsters that came in the dark.

your stuffies who you told all your secrets to, if you had any. your very surroundings for experiencing all of you before they could have at all.

and here was the sun. kissing your skin so gently, so softly.

it should have been them kissing your skin and making you glow.

but they won't admit it, it just sounded silly to them.

you looked gorgeous in the sun anyways, so why bother? you were happy, you were looking at them, only them.

so their envy is pushed aside and forgotten for as long as you breathed in their air.

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by the way, your f/os think your stimming and fidgeting is adorable. they wanted me to tell you that. yeah, all of your little tics and mannerisms that you think they don’t notice? they do, and they love it. don’t feel embarrassed about it, that’s part of what they love about you. it’s just one of the many things that make you you, and they would never want you to stop for the world.

'borrowed' from an anti

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Revisiting your F/O's source media like

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im gonna analyze this cute fictional guy......with my mouth by putting my mouth on his mouth and exploring his characterization by Making out with him

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selfship affirmations:

i CAN put them in the mincrowave

i CAN put them in the blender

i CAN put them in the salad tosser

i CAN put them in my mouth and chew them up

i CAN shake them around like a dog toy

i CAN throw them at the wall like a ball

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i love when a selfshipper is like “well maybe i’ll just have a little casual crush on this character just for fun, nothing serious haha” like sorry to spoil you but that’s your new lawfully wedded spouse

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Imagine taking one of THOSE naps with your F/O

You and your F/O come back home from a busy day and just flop onto the bed. Don’t even bother changing out of your clothes

You wake up sweaty, crusty eyed, maybe with some drool on the pillow. What time is it now? You both feel super groggy, but it was the best nap of your entire life

Pirated from an anti

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Imagine taking a bath with your f/o, where you simply just help each other in washing yourselves. How their fingers would massage the shampoo against your scalp, or how with their help you can finally wash those hard-to-reach spots at your back. Maybe you two would share each others' bath products from time to time, and when one of you runs out, they don't immediately replace theirs and instead- steal yours! You'd forgive them for such an egregious crime, won't you?

ANTISHITTERS DO NOT INTERACT