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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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Mr Knightley 100% done.
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Jak się okazuje, byłabym shitową prawniczką
#obliczaczką podatków też#powinnam się skupić na tym na czym się znam#czyli ???#ffs toż to bez sensu#raczej nie na geodezji#wyznaczanie granic mi wychodzi dość chwiejnie#...to jakiś dzień faili. nawet nie porażek. ale jakichś dziwacznych zależności i przyczyn i skutków. i już tylko się śmieję#ale jest w tym trochę załamywania rąk#hm to oznacza że mam w końcu powód do wykorzystania charakterystycznego kadru z filmu którego nie oglądałam#emma coming soon
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the day i finally release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin it’s over for you bitches
#gemacht#oder#im Gange#(or at least that's what the GTranslate says)#no one else can feel it for you
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
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Okay, I know I acted silly about this, but the fact that there is 1 singular year round roller skating rink in the city of Philadelphia home to 1.6 million people is kinda fucking horrifying when you think about the broader implications of it.
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Miss Congeniality (2000)
dir. Donald Petrie
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(this is the second time I've been half-jokingly offered a job bc I perhaps am good at doing my job)
#(:#cool#could've gone better but it was still very good. and i was the overprepared person#the benefit of actually reading and writing the stuff you are meant to produce (contrary to llm-ing it)#things i care about (and maybe should care less)#except it feels slightly weird to be the only woman at the (non-existent) table. and the youngest person in the room#later on it got more diverse gender-wise. but it makes me wonder why i felt weird about that
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I have just said out loud the name of an old (and lost) friend who's turning 30 tomorrow, on the day that ever since seems special, even now.
And now I wonder whether or not I'm making the same mistake.
#i felt insecure or jealous and started distancing myself then and it went to hell (my fault)#and i can't blame it on the circumstances or sb else and i know it#and i won't write wishes bc I don't think she'd care anymore#but yeah. happy bday or sth#and I'm sorry#(learnt it many years ago)#and yet some friendships still fell apart
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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
#lip sync battle#singing in the rain/umbrella#tom holland#rihanna#this bts article is amazing!#umbrella#i'm on a spiderman/th/zendaya roll rn so i might just as well reblog it here
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Wait that’s fucking weird lol
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The dilemma of convincing yourself to "trust your gut" vs remembering that your ass is way too fancy to stomach anything less
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues
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