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Gate agent at the airport asked my reason for travel. Apparently, “bloody vengeance” is the kind of answer that gets you sent through the TSA again and gets your wand confiscated.

Well, at least the wand they could find 😏

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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it's a grave injustice that I have to hustle and bustle instead of laying and dreaming in the seductive heat of the afternoon

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I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts

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convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

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My brain is rotted :)

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🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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“We Have Always Survived” Cone 5.5 stoneware, underglaze, glaze, nichrome wire $1,500cad

20% of sales profit will be split and go to a trans aid organization in Canada and the US.

Huge thank you to Martina Lantin for putting together this NCECA - (National Council on Education for the Ceramic Arts) exhibition “Beacon” at The Leonardo in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Exhibition runs March 25-29, opening Friday, March 28th 6-9 NCECA bus tours - Wednesday-Thursday Collector’s Bus Tour ONSITE: Thursday 1:35-2:35

Video link!

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She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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New tat (tattoo)

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, then stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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Enchant penis?

Your penis has been inflicted with Curse of Vanishing. Never ask me for anything again.

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very small

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there is no platonic explanation for this. there's no romantic explanation either. frankly they just don't like eachother at all