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has the warlock decided what she'll be for Halloween yet?

Oh yes since we put the first pumpkin out:

Penny will be DONKEY KONG

Mama will be PAULINE

Dada will be THE BANANA

and just repeating that over and over and over for anyone that will listen to her

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Only describe monster's power level as more or less dangerous than the average baby.

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i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

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*dialouge in my fake Godzilla movie that lives in my brajn*

Some human- “Wait if Mothra is Queen of the monsters does that mean…”

Me- “Are you really gonna be the guy who kink shames Godzilla”

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Happy Labor Daybor!

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I just checked and it seems that NOBODY is chewing on me. I checked both of my arms. checked my thighs. not a single person chewing on me. how could this happen

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Out of all the things I’ve received at pride parades, as a Christian, this one is my favorite.

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I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

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compilation

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k .. koma n.....ami

mark applier 😭

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crush

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another batch of my quickly dizzapearing zanity :3

badda bing badda boom :)

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a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

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how to