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a vampire rivalry?!?!

character credits @/sinseibad on twitter, commissioned by @/tendopeshuu on twitter

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hey, my wraith saw you from across the dungeon and wanted to know if he was cool to touch you with his long-ass skeletal ice finger

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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

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donkey and diddy kong are on the road to success selling coconut chills for only 2 bananas and yet basically no one is reporting on this

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a quick Speaker of the Hen design for the devoured year :) his outfit is based vaguely off the Mongolian deel - trying to have him give off a vibe of an elderly leader.

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I legit have no memory of time I didn't know how to swim. Spent half the time of my childhood summers up to my ears in a lake. I am unsinkable. My skin is so oily that the water just fucking rejects it. I just float on top like a witch carved from styrox tossed in the dead sea.

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wow this is really clever because [USA law that isn't applicable in the country this is happening in]!

OP you need to get a lawyer because [USA law that isn't applicable in the country this is happening in]!

um but it's literally illegal for them to [thing that isn't illegal in the country this is happening in]

I'd really recommend you contact [US group who aren't in the country this is happening in]

oh here's a link for [thing that isn't applicable in the country this is happening in]

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Uses any/all neopronouns and no name, meet Neopronoun ✨💛✨

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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Favorite genre of post.

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Stole this tweet so I could put it here and have the ability to reblog it a bajillion times in row

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getting both wet AND hard because i don't let my physical form limit my self expression

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hey everyone new question are there any songs that freak you the hell out so bad that you can never listen to them again. like i mean songs that just fuck with your mind. mines hamburger lady by throbbing gristle i physically cant listen to that song without getting terrible paranoia. i’m really curious 2 hear peoples input on this since people always talk about disturbing movies and games but not a lot about scary MUSIC and i think we should talk about scary music MORE🗣️

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Let's swarm mama!

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the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.