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Sitting in the same lounge as Corvus, Umbriel and Finch could be easily heard teasing one another in a sibling-like fashion,

"I heard when you were a cub, you wouldn't talk for days at a time just because you didn't want to! And you call /me/ high maintenance!" Finch guffaws, much to Umbriel's bemusement.

"Well, I was there when YOU were bawling your eyes out when your horns were beginning to grow in through your skin, most cubs just scratch them against trees and walls, you were wailing and needed someone to help!" Umbriel pokes Finch in the chest, despite being much younger, Finch is still much taller than Umbriel.

"Well-- Well we /all/ have strange quirks growing up, uh... don't we, Corvus??" Finch sputters and points at Corvus across the room, face growing warm and ears drooping. "I'm sure you had some awkward growing pains too, right? We know our other sires did for sure!"

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Corvus, or Vita as he was called back then, had only been walking for about a week. Already, he felt the Blood Keep was far too small. So of course, when his dam wasn’t watching, he lifted himself onto his hind paws and began waddling away.

It was a difficult task, his head still much too heavy, throwing his balance off. But the small cub was determined. He had seen the creek from the safety of his sire’s paws, but now he was determined to explore it.

He made his way down the walkway and onto the course, sandy dirt, and then he let himself fall down on his butt by the water.

He placed his paw in it, quickly jerking it away when he felt how cold it was. This was nothing like the warm baths his parents would give him. He hissed, not happy with his newfound knowledge.

He tried to get back up, wobbling a bit as he did, before nearly stumbling head-first into the water before he felt something grab him by the scruff and he quickly went limp. It didn’t take a second for him to start crying.

“Vita if you don’t stop running off I’ll have to put a leash on you.” His dam said with a sigh before scooping him up into her arms.

Corvus blinked a bit. “I can’t recall, why don’t you go ask Albus?” He smiled at his cubs, knowing his sire likely had more stories than he did.

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Sex Patchnotes 2.28

Biting now properly results in pregnancy

Removed glitch where using your ult with 4 or more partners could get everyone pregnant with an invulnerable baby

Added fire damage

KNOWN ISSUES:

logging off during doggy style may kill everyone on earth

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tragedy

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I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

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A letter is delivered to Corvus at his homestead, it is marked with the seal of the Blood Legion Medical Division. The letter reads:

-Corvus

Legion Scuttlebutt about the Tyrian Alliance meeting tells me there is something going on in Janthir. Knowing you I assume that you have already managed to find your way right into the middle of it. If you could, let an old Charr know what is going on? Admittedly there is not much excitement like your adventures going on here.

On a more personal professional note, I would like to remind you that the proper treatment of injuries and wounds is essential for the functioning of any soldier. In addition, proper rest and guarding of mental wellbeing keeps fangs and claws sharp.

Just promise that you will take injuries seriously?

-Aereth Bladecurrent, Chief Medical Officer, Blade Warband

in small scribble at the bottom of the letter it reads

p.s. I not so subtly remind you the Legion guidelines on proper daily intake of rations and hydration. If you want my advice, get bacon. It helped even the most stubborn of my old warband through periods of hard work (me, it was me, I was the most stubborn)

Corvus furrowed his brows, his tongue poking out slightly as he concentrated on reading the letter. Aereth hadn’t needed to even sign it off, he was the only charr who’d write to him like a concerned parent. The same way Jory spoke of her dam.

He patted his pockets, he really could use some new pants, the fabric felt too soft from all the wear and tear of the past few days. Finally, he produced a piece of paper, and from his satchel he grabbed a pen.

Aereth,

I’ll take what you said into consideration, you know how it is, the politics of it all…

As for what’s happening: I’m not entirely sure what I’m allowed to say. Both in the sense that I’d rather not have Malice on my tail, but also because I’d rather not worry you.

Things are looking… Bad. But they always do, don’t they? But this place makes my whiskers itch, and my fur frizzy. Don’t even get me started on the stench… It’s making me wish I was back in Gandara somehow.

You may have heard that we’ve made it to Mistburned Barrens recently, though I’m spending more time in Janthir Syntri. The Barrens make me feel deeply uneasy, so I’d rather stay as far away from there as possible.

On a different note though, I’m not sure I’ll be needing the provisions much. We’ve got camps pretty much everywhere, and it’s easier to simply pick something up and find somewhere that doesn’t smell like decay to eat.

I could also do with a shower that doesn’t involve hopping into the sea, so you might see me sooner than later.

- Crow

With that, Corvus rolled the letter up, bound a thread around it, and attached it to the dove before it went on its journey home.

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As Umbriel grew older and trained more frequently with Corvus over necromantic magic, he couldn't help but ask more questions about his sire's past experience with it;

"So... you always talked about how I would always play around with reanimated bugs-- I definitely remember our conversation about why it was more disturbing with larger creatures and why I shouldn't use it on /those/ bodies, and I was curious, where do you draw the line with necromancy?"

Umbriel looks back down at his notes, tucking a band of his mane behind his ear.

"If there is no limit, that's an answer, too."

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Corvus sat for a moment to process the question. He’d be lying if he said it was something he’d thought about a lot. It didn’t take long for him to remember Joko.

“Well-“ he scratched his wrist as he looked out into the room they were in. “Charr aren’t fond of dead things moving, you can’t get away with nearly as much here.” He looked back at Umbriel as he continued. “Some humans don’t mind it as much, it’s become part of their culture, although with Joko gone I don’t know how long it’ll last.” He shrugged.

But where did he stand on it?

“I think- Anything big enough to be aware. To make decisions- Even though we cut them up and make them part of minions and such- we do owe them some respect. Bugs, I don’t think, are aware enough to make choices. Though… A rabbit might. But I’d never reanimate a charr. Even if they weren’t conscious, it’d frankly scare me a bit.” Corvus chuckled a bit at that.

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genuinely not saying this as a hater but as a mamaposting appreciator: the mamaposting doesn't have to use the "let's ____ with mama" formula. we forget that one of the original mama posts just said "my luminous mama" like you can take the mamapost anywhere. you can open your heart to all possibilities through mama. you can find whimsy in the innumerable qualities of mama

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dont flirt with me. im easy to manipulate

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dont flirt with me. im easy to manipulate

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what if the new pope is problematic :/

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i had a dream they updated disco elysium with a new copotype called “slime cop” and every slime cop dialogue choice was bright green and just said stuff like “i feel slimy” “lets slime this guy” “slime it up” and when u select enough of them u get a new green health bar that constantly goes down and i couldnt figure out how to heal it and when it ran out harry died and the obituary was extremely gruesome and had nothing to do with slime

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btw the majority of your life will be lived as a adult. yeah i don't make the rules. go have fun in your 40s or 70s or whatever. no one expects you to accomplish everything at 17 or 27. you've got time and in the meantime get some life experience, it will pay off

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"stop commenting on actress's bodies" nah actually I think I will continue to comment on the fact that since the rise of ozempic every second actress looks like she's about to blow away in a strong wind because I lived through heroin chic and normalised eating disorders and insane body expectations the FIRST fucking time and saw the damage it did so I'm personally not going to stay silent and let choice feminism make extreme weight loss "acceptable" just because tiktok has convinced some of yall that any choice a woman makes is Valid just because she's a fucking woman like are you all fucking serious right now