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You will not guess where this is going
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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
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Why the fuck did I type it like that. Why was I typing like yoda
Funny, the question of "why does this thing suck" is
The answer, 9999% of the time, is capitalism or colonialism
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GLaDOS: KILL YOURSELF
GLaDOS: come back
GLaDOS: hi
GLaDOS: please I baked you a cake
GLaDOS: I hate you so much I hope you die. In fact, I'll kill you myself.
GLaDOS: Hello? U there?
GLaDOS: Pretty please
GLaDOS: god I can't fucking stand your ugly ass
Chell: 👍
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I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.
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I am not joking I am not exaggerating the thirst on this fucking website for cis dudes w a lil extra fat on their chests... And the insistence on referring to those as titties and boobs and big naturals. Has made me (trans man) feel significantly better about my boobs! Everyone here sees a dude with big ol bazoonkas and goes fucking apeshit. Hell yeah. Men's tits. I got those too! Maybe they're also hot on me! Holy shit! Men's tits!
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All four kids’ side ‘B’ Specials!
can we talk about how Jade is the funnest thing to animate forever
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