numbaoneflaya
numbaoneflaya
Pork sausage, maam?
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Howdy I’m Caro im 26 I like murder ocs, dragon age ocs, tes ocs, and of course btd ocs! Lots of weird shit here and some fandom stuff. Iron Bull is my muse. pisswolf is my sleep paralysis demon. 18+ only pls. Always welcoming asks. Let’s kiss Contemptible blood perverts please interact
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numbaoneflaya · 12 hours ago
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well. it’s the middle of june. and one could say we’re in a heatwave.
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numbaoneflaya · 12 hours ago
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The strongest
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numbaoneflaya · 12 hours ago
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Auntie Ethel 👁
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numbaoneflaya · 12 hours ago
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I know my 0 note posts hit hard af with some of yall. I don’t need any names but yw
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numbaoneflaya · 12 hours ago
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You gotta think about what your OC sleeps in. YOU GOTTA IT TELLS SO MUCH ABOUT THEM
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numbaoneflaya · 12 hours ago
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me contemplating the human condition
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numbaoneflaya · 17 hours ago
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Went outr for like 20 minutes full sunscreen wearing hat and shit and still got burnt crispy like the remains In an air fryer please keep me in your prayers
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numbaoneflaya · 17 hours ago
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a single dry cough
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numbaoneflaya · 19 hours ago
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Walking around the city and punching people til they die cus its fridayyy
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numbaoneflaya · 19 hours ago
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numbaoneflaya · 19 hours ago
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I think it needs to become common knowledge that "inability to read social cues" can show up as overcompensating.
You don't know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.
You don't know if someone is irritated with you, so you'll be extra generous and self-effacing.
You don't know how much is expected of you at work so you'll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.
"Hardworking and quiet" should be as much of an autism red flag as "ignores rules and doesn't know when to stop talking". Or why don't we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody's eyebrow twitches, that would be great.
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numbaoneflaya · 19 hours ago
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if you’re someone who has to wear glasses every day that makes them basically the most important item you own which means you really gotta show those fuckers who’s boss just toss them everywhere and knock them off things and roll over them in bed at least twice a week
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numbaoneflaya · 19 hours ago
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Can people from the United States stop making jokes about “WW3 😜”….there are people in Iran evacuating their neighborhoods, places they grew up, and all YOU are experiencing is watching the news and a few TikToks….
You are not at war, you will most likely never see war, and if your “dark humor” is coming at the expense of others then it is not dark humor, you’re just an asshole.
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numbaoneflaya · 19 hours ago
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(๑•ᴗ•๑) if your Dragon Age elf OCs were elves that had manifested from being spirits rather than elves that had been born, what kind of spirit would they each have been?
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