number1dork
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"This is not for you."
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some words you can only spell on autopilot. once you stop to think about it you've already lost the fight
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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
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Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?
The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -
Enchantress:
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Anyone else fuck with individual songs? Who is the artist? I dunno. What album is it from? Shut up. What year was it released? *tim allen grunt* What's the title of the track? Fuck you. But it goes like this: *poorly memorized chorus*
I love that song. Do not ask me anything about it.
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Silver Surfer The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Official Trailer
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FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious
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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options
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