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ATTENSION [[ValuedCustomers]]

NFT ‘s F*********UCKING [[died]] 

I’M BEREFfT

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H-HO00o--

YOU DO?? GREAT [[great value]]  SOUND’S LIKE YOU [[family friendly]] AROUND AND “”FOUND OUT” a [[GREAT DEALS]] !! 

YOU YOU CAN N0W [[the hawk is a bird of prey,]][[DEATH FROM ABOVE]]

YUO!!!!!! HI!!!!!!!!!! HI!!!!!!!

HELL !! !

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congratulations

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[[they're grrrreat!]]

I'm I'M [[sicko mode mp3 free download]]

ARE YOU [[functioning within normal parameters]] ?

YUO!!!!!! HI!!!!!!!!!! HI!!!!!!!

HELL !! !

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YUO!!!!!! HI!!!!!!!!!! HI!!!!!!!

HELL !! !

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Listen i know tumblr has a very pro-robot attitude but nothing on this earth is scarier than a printer churning out something when it absolutely Should Not Be

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*sighs* i miss my wife, spamton. i miss her a lot. ill be back. *drives off in a car that looks like a hamburger and the car flies into the air* *the car hits a sign next to a building and explodes*

I GH0ST WROTE THJIS JI TAKE [[cash or credit]] FOR THIs

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[[Spamton Body Pillow]]

HAAHAGAHSHEHSHAJHEHE TRY MAKIGN ONE AT [[extra large pizza]] FULL $IZE, ,YUO COULD NOT EVEN FIF ME

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[[friendly reminder]] BUY MY [[£¥€¢]]

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OH [[$!$$]] FOR REAL ??

I MEAN [[i mean]] I MEAN,, YEAH, I’VE BEEN [[better than ever!]] WITH OUT ANY BUDDY TO [[--holding you back?]]

I DID [[family friendly]][[around and find out]] A LITTOL AND THE HORR0RS ARE UNBERABLE!! 8^D 

BUT! AT LEASR!! I CAN DO WAT I WANT NOW!!! SAME SHOP [[new look]] BUT NO REPURCUSSIONS! NO CONSEQUENCES! [[no down payment]] SO THAT’S BEEN FUN!!1 

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CE-RISE. YES! I REMEMBER. 

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? [[enjoy!]] YOUR YOUR [[4.99]] LIFE? ? 

STILL HAVEING FUN BEING AN [[item.obj]] ? AHEHEHA !!!!

*I’m still satisfied with my life, yes.

*A lovely little angel gave me access to the light world a bit ago.

*And my shop door happens to bring different guests from different worlds to relax and enjoy a quiet moment here.

*How has the light world been treating you Spachiel? Is it as good as you thought it was or did you find out an unpleasant truth or two?

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Oof, your audience forgot about you.

nNnNNAHHH, THEY'RE JUST ALL ON [[coffee break!]]

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CE-RISE. YES! I REMEMBER. 

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? [[enjoy!]] YOUR YOUR [[4.99]] LIFE? ? 

STILL HAVEING FUN BEING AN [[item.obj]] ? AHEHEHA !!!!

HELLO MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A GENORIS BENEFACTOR SO KINDLY [[GoFundMe]] ONE[[one]] [[HeartShapedObject]] SO IT IS NOW MY ABSOLUTE PLESURE TO INFORM YOU THAT [[No more mister nice guy~ No more mister cle-e-e-ean~]] SO [[Ladies and gentlemen]] AND THOSE THAT LIE BETWIXT, [[put your hands]][[and feet inside the vehicle at all times]] TOGETH3R FOR VILLAIN ARC [[Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, now available on VHS]]

AND BEFORE YOU [[contact our complaint department]] IF YUO REALLY THOUGHT I'D BE CONTENT TO [[wallow in obscurity]] VERY LONG, YOU NEVER KNEW ME [[half-off]] AS WELL AS YOU THOGUHT YOU DID, AND I'M [[laughing all the way to the bank]]!!!