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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

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It’s so dumb when people try to make fun of you for your pronunciation of words. Like you know what I mean and also jokes on you I did it on purpose to amuse myself and see you get mad. Also also the way I’m saying it is more fun and the English language is bullshit and doesn’t need you to defend it. Anyway the new one I’m going to do is pronouncing Portishead as porty-shed because it’s a two for one deal with arrogant music snobs

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happy pride to him

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pygmalion (taneisha johnson, age 12) and sasuke uchiha

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how to get close to people for beginners

getting close to people strategies

first time getting close to people walkthrough

techniques for getting close to people

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

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Agonizing for two months over a possible UTI only to be told my urine is so perfect the techs in the back were all taking sips and swishing to coat their palettes. My body is a mystery, still processing how I stopped having focal seizures after doing some witchcraft 3 years ago. Perhaps I will light a candle for my continued wellbeing

You know it’s kind of fucked up that my health got worse after quitting cigarettes. Like the cough I got from smoking through a random URI (galactical brain and self preservation) is gone but my POTS flared back up and the fatigue is unmanageable. My best course of action right now would be to google “symptom + reddit” of course

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You know it’s kind of fucked up that my health got worse after quitting cigarettes. Like the cough I got from smoking through a random URI (galactical brain and self preservation) is gone but my POTS flared back up and the fatigue is unmanageable. My best course of action right now would be to google “symptom + reddit” of course

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Some extroversion olive oil, for a salad

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I love a “for you” page because an entity wants to please me. But then sometimes I see something I don’t like and am reminded that a person is fundamentally unknowable, and that it wasn’t ever truly for me

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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “jujutsu society” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i was bought into indentured servitude to pay for my comatose sister’s medical debt

my buddy gojo sensei, pacing: the higher ups are lying to us

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man up and lez out