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⟡ fallout: new vegas × benny's introduction .
truth is... the game was rigged from the start.
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“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
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had a vision (more in reblog) (← that's a link btw you can click on it)
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CALL HIM A KFC THE WAY HE HAS DELICIOUS BREASTS AND THIGHS
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gen z prosecutor: in the courted room. straight up "alleging it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Your charges
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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you
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hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza
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tumblr is the worst designed website on the fucking planet bro
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in my redrawing dr klein as random pink floyd images era apparently ref image under the cut
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Sorry, RJ. Can’t keep bullets in the band of your utility cover when you’re getting ID photos taken.
Decided to clean up the silly mspaint.exe sketch from earlier last week. Progress shots below the cut.
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in the strip. straight up going "ain't that a kick in the head". and by "that", haha, well. let's justr say. Two 9mm rounds
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Extra link here because i am not confident with tumblr mobile's embeds:
https://basic-dni.crd.co/
#sorry I guess I'm evil now for...#checks notes#not caring what people identify as in queer spaces & because I use the blue gay flag that I like. 💀
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just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy
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YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?
NO YOU FUCKING CAN’T
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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When your BG3 crew doesn't know a damn thing
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honestly you cant tell me pipboys dont have a cigarette lighter function. this is culturally cold war americana. everything was made with smoking in mind because the cigarette lobby had the government by the balls. pipboys would 100% have a part whose sole function was constantly being hot as balls so you can light a cig on it. and yes it would be extremely easy to burn yourself on.
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