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Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad
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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you
Don't get involved in things you don't understand
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[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!
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Just wanna play with a fat girl's tits tbh. Night night
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Me, fully asleep and dreaming about being a jewelrymaker pouring molten silver into casts for earrings:
My cat, a quiet little baby who wants attention and is about to very gently place her little paw on my leg just as I'm starting to pour the metal in my dream, tricking my brain into thinking I'm pouring molten silver all over myself and startling me awake:
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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch
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Mountain lion kitten attacking mom, Bandelier National Monument, New Mexico. NPS photo.
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