numbknee
numbknee
numbknee
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hi, I’m lauren! works also posted on AO3 under the same username! currently in kyman hell. icon by @LilacApalone
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numbknee · 12 hours ago
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your blorbo sucks
indeed! not only does he suck, he also swallows
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numbknee · 2 days ago
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numbknee · 4 days ago
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remember to like comment and hit that subscribe button
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numbknee · 5 days ago
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South Park Probably Air Date: July 26, 2000 South Park (Created by Matt Stone & Trey Parker), Satan asks guidance from God about whether to be with Chris or Sadam Hussein.  God points out Satan has become dependent on relationships and must learn to like himself first. That's Why God Is A Buddhist.
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numbknee · 6 days ago
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our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard
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numbknee · 7 days ago
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My babies
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numbknee · 8 days ago
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based on my friend's real drive thru experience
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numbknee · 9 days ago
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#kyleweek25 • Day 02 Quiet night in with lil bro
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numbknee · 10 days ago
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ruh roh
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numbknee · 10 days ago
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Love when writers do an insane amount of unnecessary research for their fics. I follow an author that did like 8 months of intense research into 14th century Scotland so they could write smut about it, and guess what. It was some fucking incredible porn AND I learned about old Scottish politics
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numbknee · 11 days ago
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trying to do a south park rewatch without kyman glasses on but I'm at episode 5 and they wanna pair kyle's elephant with cartman's pig
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numbknee · 12 days ago
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numbknee · 13 days ago
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numbknee · 14 days ago
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*came out of the cave, quacked and went back in*
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numbknee · 15 days ago
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Do not think otherwise. I am your eternal rival, I hate you to the bitter end, even if I instinctively clung to your arm during the scary drop on the roller coaster,
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numbknee · 15 days ago
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Therapy speak is super annoying in characters and i think more authors should weaponize this by having a character use therapy speak to justify all their bad life choices including but not limited to bullying, arson, and war crimes to really drive home just how obnoxious it is
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