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in my car
me: lets get bumpin!!!!
me: *plays slightly upbeat emo music*
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im gonna go get some water from the kitchen and ill be back in 3 minutes. i hope you all do alright while im gone
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im laughin so much the sHARK W ARMS
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i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge
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i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”
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2013: it’s really cool youtube is allowing people to use their creativity, humour and talent to create awesome videos — they can even make a living from doing it!!
2015: make it stop

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*stays mad at someone who was rude to me in my dream*
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