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every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

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Sooo was anyone gonna tell me that butterfly pea flowers are called CLITORIA and look like THAT?? Or was I just supposed to find that out while googling this in front of my mom

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Of course, the judge was a woman who shut down Aligator Auschwitz.

Trust women. Elect women. Listen to women.

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

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Just a couple of ads on tumblr that I screencapped for no reason. I've had text posts with the phrase "die in a car crash" in them get age restricted just btw. Unrelated.

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This is YOUR SIGN to empty out your toaster's crumb tray and your dryer's lint catcher

Don't dally!!!!!!

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Are you 18+ and do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

-I am 18+ and do not ever sleep with a stuffed animal

-I am 18+ and sometimes sleep with a stuffed animal

-I am 18+ and I usually sleep with a stuffed animal

-I am 18+ and I always sleep with a stuffed animal

-I am under 18 and do not ever sleep with a stuffed animal

-I am under 18 and sometimes sleep with a stuffed animal

-I am under 18 and I usually sleep with a stuffed animal

-I am under 18 and I always sleep with a stuffed animal

-Something else / I am a child

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