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Welp, the monkeyâs paw curls a finger I guess. We get sterile Time Lords, but somehow no looms.
The Rani being portrayed as sex-repulsed is my copium that the RTD Masterplan is real and that we will get canonical Looms on Saturday.
#dw spoilers#dw shitpost#we were so FUCKING CLOSE!!!#im so fucking pissed at the ending#Archie Panjabi deserved better and so did Ncuti Gatwa#this episode had so much potential and RTD just fucked it up in the end like he always does#the reality war#Iâm officially back on the fuck RTD train
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The Rani being portrayed as sex-repulsed is my copium that the RTD Masterplan is real and that we will get canonical Looms on Saturday.
#nuwho#dw shitpost#dw spoilers#doctor who#her recoiling at Mrs flood saying âit might even be said that you sprang forth from my loinsâ specifically#all Iâm saying is that she wouldnât need Omegaâs body if they werenât doin some Loom-shit
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Unsure if this is an unpopular opinion but I think The Rani stalling for time by monologuing and expositing to the Doctor was peak Doctor Who
#nuwho#dw shitpost#dw spoilers#doctor who#this isnât a shitpost really. this is my unironic opinion#I LOVE a good monologuing villain#itâs so campy
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Dugga Doo is Murray Goldâs magnum opus, change my mind (you canât)
#this isnât even a shitpost#forget I am the doctor or the Sheppards boy#I am a Dugga doo Stan for life#unless they become a milkshake duck somehow
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241 people (as of writing this) are watching a 24/7 Dugga Doo livestream on YouTube⌠Criminal that the number isnât even higher.
https://www.youtube.com/live/uR30rwqtibk?feature=shared
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HOW MANY DUGGADOOS HAVE YOU SEEN TODAY??
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Doctor Who S15e2 spoilers out of context:
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Thoughts after the first episode
Okay, so we had
1- Belinda making a joke about the robot needing the toilet
2- the main difference between Belinda and Missbelindachandrakind is their excretory systems (no kidneys) hint hint
3- Belinda is a nurse and doesn't mention the high blood pressure w/ 2 hearts why? *high blood pressure makes you pee ^^
Call me crazy but I can't help but think that all this is foreshadowing something. I don't know what, but idk this just seems kinda excessive to me in terms of 'subtle pee references' in THE FIRST EPISODE fr
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(srsly where is Dr Pee when you need him lol)
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I would die for Scoot (the âpolish polishâ robot)
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Very sad to hear that the Pyramids of Mars Tales of the Tardis episode edited out the Hand of Sutekhâ˘ď¸. The Butt Pillow of Sutekhâ˘ď¸ wasn't just going to stay there by itself, now was it đ ? Jail for RTD and the editing department. Jail for RTD and the editing department for 1000 years
#nuwho#dw shitpost#not really spoilers at this point but whatever#dw spoilers#we classicwhoshitpostgenerator up in here
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I'm no longer on my bullshit about lungbarrow being tv canon
*5 minutes later* I am back on my bullshit about Faction Paradox being tv canon*
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#stole this from the DW discord server sorry it's too good#dw spoilers#nuwho#nuwho spoilers#doctor who#doctor who shitpost#classic who#wow. we really don't get a lot of chances to tag classic who here lol#we classicwhoshitpostgenerator up in here
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Batshit theory time: Rogue is Romana
#okay hear me out#two obvious fans of the wilderness years/early nuwho wrote the episode. them and the production crew canonized Shalka!Doctor#what's stopping them from having seen the memes from the Shada Web animation? nothing#imagine if they thought 'what if we bring back romana in the most obscure way that only the most terminally online fans would ever notice?'#and then immediately kill them off in another fucking dimension#im putting on my clown makeup unapologetically
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Rest in peace, Chatterton â¤ď¸â¤ď¸
#not a shitpost#Rest in Peace William Russell#I'm so glad he at least got to be a psrt of the centennial special#and broke a guiness world record in the process too
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Time Lords is bugs
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I am glad you all are enjoying the latest gospel (all hail the Bug Lords!) However I would just like to take a moment to acknowledge that us Loom-Truthersâ˘ď¸ won so hard last night. RTD may be a bastard, but good lord he knows how to do fan service right.
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