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Sad or happy? Bro im a bisicle bc i cant spell

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*starts rubbing ketchup on my body*

Some idiot:what are you doing

Me:going to best usain bolt in a running race

Idiot:what's with the ketchup

Me:he'll have to ketchup to me BITCH

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User to think tumblr was a reading website and not an ex-hellhole

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One second lemme activate PLOT ARMOUR haha now i am immune to all damage that doesn't further the plot, no matter how many hitpoints it may take

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Oh my little Cunt :3

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My superpower is ignorance. Sorry, did you say stfu? Nvm imma continue. The only reason i am alive today is my incredible ignorance. My ignorance is so powerful that i cannot remember what happened 3 seconds ago at all when i turn it on.

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You know that blue fucker whos always saying "gotta go fast" like where are you gonna go, ya just saying that for the fun of it? What the heck! I dont even know what "go" means! Does he have to piss?

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Are your kneecaps untied? They're gonna fall off.

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lol snek cat

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hI HuNgRy Im DaD

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Most of the internet is anarchist, but with a few rules put in place by people on the internet, who bought that place on the internet. this means making them the ruler of these land, so that means that the internet is an anarchist-capitalist gov run by big companies.

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Why tf does genocide taste so good? Like killing one thing like a cow is fine but, millions? That is just *french kiss* and it tastes better when massacred plant children are added to the mix

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Sitting in a basket makes me happy, i do not know why

Its also better when there's clothes in it

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I hate aquariums

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NO

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Im an idiot

Ehem lemme just say this

QUANTUM COMPUTERS ARE NON-BINARY