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shrek & fiona’s homewrecker coming thru

ASH KANG ; chae hyungwon – twenty-three / georgia / he/him / earth / sixth.

ok so my GUY ......... was adopted from a young age so his parents and sister were Normal(tm) but his birth parents ...... some witchy shit happening there ! but ash can only assume that bc he doesn’t wanna look into/try to find them , he’s a little Hurt that they wld leave him bc he’s sensitive ok he’s like ‘u KNEW i would be a weirdo but u left me anyway to deal w/ it on my own kthx’

so yeah his house growing up was surrounded by forest and there was a swamp a lil bit of the way in so as a kid he wld be out there Constantly which at first was fine bc his parents were just like ‘oh it’s good for him to play outside and be interested in nature haha:)’ but eventually there were some Concerning situations like 1. if they wanted him to come in for dinner they’d have to like drag him in kicking & screaming , 2. he would venture into the swamp & come back soaked & covered in swamp gunk & they wld be like ‘U CAN’T SWIM IN THERE’ , 3. he’d sneak out at night & they wldn’t find out until the morning & then be like ‘holy shit where is he’ , 4. one time an alligator followed him home & he was like ‘can i keep him :(’ so yeah his parents saw it as a problem but like , they weren’t about to move houses just to fix it & they weren’t the best enforcers So ,

his morals .., ok so his dad took him fishing one time & ash was not about it but his dad was like ‘come onnnn it’ll be good father son time’ , but then his dad caught a fish & ash started crying mfkdsm , & he was kind of young at the time but his dad was like ‘thank god i didn’t take him HUNTING jesus’ so yeah he’s like really against hurting/killing animals he’s a vegetarian , BUT lemme elaborate in the next bullet point how his feelings Aren’t the same for certain people ...... mfdkms

ok so he was like bullied a lil who isn’t ? so like he cried a lot about that but on a school field trip to the mountains he got paired up w/ his bully in the hopes that they wld be forced to Make Nice haha ! but his bully wouldn’t quit & ash was Done so he was like ‘i have to go to the bathroom!!’ & the teacher was like ‘ok take ur buddy!!’ but he didn’t take him to the bathroom he took him to this unfenced cliff & was like ‘bet ur too pussy to stand close to the edge:)’ & ofc his bully was like ‘fuck u i’m courageous’ & ash imagined that the rock he was stepping on was loose, causing him to fall off the cliff ... & when he focused back in on what was going on that was exactly what was happening ! he watched him die w/ this fuckign smile on his face before running back & yelling for help

HOW HE FOUND OUT ABOUT BLACKWATER okkkk so i mean louisiana’s pretty geographically close to where he was living mfkdmf, so after high school he did a lil traveling around via road trip whilst trying to figure out what to do next , Ofc he walked in the forest a lot during it bc he’s a forest Freak , so one day he (seemingly) walked aimlessly until he came across blackwater & was like ‘oh shit what’s this place ?’ & so he found out he was a witch & wasn’t super surprised , he’d toyed w/ the idea in the past , so now he goes there & tells his parents he got a job in new orleans haha !

RIGHT so to clarify , this was all before his 18th birthday , he graduated at 17 bc he’s a summer babey so by the time he turned 18 he was ready to sign his name in the book , he probs could’ve used more time/knowledge but he doesn’t regret the decision So

I CAN’T BElieve i almost forgot ok so he found his ogre familiar in the swamp Duh , but like ogres are out here eating people ..... so i imagine that ash & his familiar’s dynamic is kind of like eddie brock & venom’s , if u’ve seen the venom movie mfkdmfmd all the time the ogre’s like ‘jus let me eat one person:(((( also fuk u for naming me shrek’ & ash is like ‘UGH not right now *dramatic sigh* #witchproblems!!’ but yeah sometimes his crazy ass Does let him eat people

he’s So strange like he’s out here pushing people off cliffs w/out blinking an eye but other times he’s such a crybaby!!!!!! like he’s just one of those men who Can’t handle pain so like he’ll roll his ankle , Tears , he gets dumped , Tears , like he can get so annoying at times you’ll wanna kill him , but you wouldn’t bc it’d be such a hassle!!! he’d blubber all over the place & make such a fuss!!

but like just because he’s a whiny bitch sometimes doesn’t mean he’ll back out of shit or won’t get shit done, bc he will!! he’s just an emotional fuck u know mfkdsmfkd which ALSO means u shouldn’t get in bed w/ him it’s a trap!!!!! bc he’ll either be super vague about what it means beforehand or he’ll be like ‘don’t worry!!!!! it can be a one time thing i won’t catch feelings:)’ but then he DOES & it’s a mess

a Little quiet , a little socially awkward bc he spends so much time by himself but he’s a decent friend Unless he gets crossed

he has a southern accent MFKSDMFDSK ik i hate myself too

i’ll leave it there for now x

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