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It's that time of year again

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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zero escape games are good because they answer the question of what if schröedinger's cat was a woman with something deeply deeply wrong with her

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in wigan its all we have left

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she took the pey wet in the divorce

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norp

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Ripley's Do You Believe In Life After Love

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no bro you don’t understand. we have to make out. it’s for science. dude just listen to me. when was the last time you kissed someone? i’m willing to help you out! you can practice by making out with me. i’m your oldest and best friend. this totally won’t be weird or change anything about our dynamic i promise. it’s what friends are for. making out with your homies to make sure they can really impress the ladies. maybe you’re on top of me. maybe we’re both flushed. maybe you have my hands pinned over my head and we’re both breathing hard and we both wait a beat too long to move but i promise bro this is totally no homo.

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should i release the miasma ?

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oh for sure

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

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www.guy-for-whom-the-bell-tolls.com/careers

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the bedtime situation is crazy